Yankee Drooling Senior by Jack Ellison

Yankee Drooling Senior

I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior Trousers pulled up nipple high Poop stains on my shirt and in my hair Happy but I don't know why Got to go to see my doctor Really painful when I pee All you people hear me farting Better hide the children Cause I am about to let one fly © Jack Ellison 2013 (To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy. Apologies to George M. Cohan.) I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam Born on the Fourth of July I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart She's my Yankee Doodle joy Yankee Doodle came to London Just to ride the ponies I am the Yankee Doodle Boy

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/23/2013 4:35:00 PM

hahaha. it's disgusting and funny!!

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 7:29:00 PM

LOL Yep that's me... disgusting and funny! Big hugs, Jack xox

Carol Eastman

Date: 1/23/2013 2:16:00 PM

I think Cohan is probably turning over in his grave... But I liked it! Those writers will be turning over in their graves before they die or they will kill me when they find out in 3 weeks that I write Frou frou poetry... This may make a great poem...Emmm... Maybe instead of telling them... I'll write them a poem... Naw... They may not get it... and I HAVE TO see the looks on their faces when they catch on! I'm going to be in deep doo doo... Snicker!

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 7:27:00 PM

What is frou frou poetry! LOL If you need a hand up to get out of that deep doo doo... give me a call! Big huggeroonies! xox

Donna Jones

Date: 1/23/2013 12:12:00 PM

Good googly moogly Jack you are a blast! You are a cyber angel

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 12:45:00 PM

WOWSERS! Never been called that before! LOL Love it! Hope you're having a super duper day, my new friendly! Big huggeroonies!

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 1/23/2013 10:00:00 AM

Lol, you're too much, Jack! You are having too much fun! Has the winter doused you a bit? :)

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 11:13:00 AM

Woke up to 0 degrees F!!! Enough already... spring where are you! Hugs, Jack

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/23/2013 9:11:00 AM

Oh MY do not talk about my handsome friend so!! ;) Light & Love

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 11:11:00 AM

LOL Couldn't resist... just heard Yankee Doodle Dandy on a music channel and it got the old juices flowing! Hugs, Jack xox

Seren Roberts

Date: 1/23/2013 7:56:00 AM

lol Jack, you having fun ...Seren

Jack Ellison Date: 1/23/2013 8:17:00 AM

Oh ya! Having a bunch of fun! Love ya... Jack xox

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Yankee Drooling Senior

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