How can we find the house we need,
There are thousands on the market.
It shouldn’t be so hard to do
We’ve cash aplenty to get started!
What about this? It’s really great,
It’ll suit us just quite fine:
The kitchen is a tadge too small,
Not much room for guests to dine!
The garden is a masterpiece
Of superlative delight:
Dig, cut and plant throughout the year,
We’ve both now taken flight.
The next viewing took our breath away,
It was truly Master class:
The only drawback we could see
Were gypsy horses on the grass?
We tried another place, real cool;
It had all we could desire!
When we emerged from this viewing
Our car had lost its tyres.
We’re not saying there’s nowt out there,
But WOW it sure is tough:
Perhaps we ought to compromise?
No, you can; I’ve had enough!!!!