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Ahem This Phlegm

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Ahem This Phlegm

Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.

Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?

I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.

Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout.


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  1. Date: 1/14/2013 9:23:00 PM

    laughing...looking at my pile of used tissues...hahaha My nose is sore too!! What a fun write !!

  1. Date: 1/8/2013 5:06:00 PM

    I could envision this vividly....yuck....but great poem!

  1. Date: 1/7/2013 4:25:00 PM

    who would have thought to write a tribute to phlegm? love it...... your sense of humor is honorably displayed!