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A Little Bitty News Flash

A Little Bitty News Flash

Oompa Loompas beat a man
At least as bad as Oompas can
Orange painted faces and dyed green hair
Four Oompas gave this man a scare
Here is how the story went down
All within old London town
The Oompas kicked him in the shin
They bit his knees till they gave in
And once they had him on the ground
They beat and kicked him all around
They left with him with his blue eyes black
No words exchanged in the attack
Then just like when the fighting started
He stood up and they departed
It shouldn’t take long to solve this case
The Oompas are a dying race
There can’t be many Loompas round
Hiding in old London town
If you should spy them – orange and small
Give old Scotland Yards a call
Just don’t be fooled by their charms
They’re said to each have two small arms

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  1. Date: 1/6/2013 6:15:00 PM
    Sounds like a ditty, with the ompaah dodaaah baaaaaaand, like it.

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 1/7/2013 7:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks for stopping by to read. Hope you come back again soon.
  1. Date: 1/6/2013 2:56:00 PM
    this is absolutely delightful! your rhyme just jumps off the page and i'm so glad i was there to catch it!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 1/7/2013 7:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I like having you for a fan - you always say such nice things about my poems. Mike