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Excuses

I forgot.
I didn't understand.
Those aren't my shoes.
My name is not Stephon, it's Henry.
I don't ski.
I have the flu.
How was I suppose to know that was your carpet?
No, that's not my dog.
Do I look like I wanna be in Cuba?
The reason I ate the last truffle was because I bought them myself.
It's not my fault I'm angry! You got me this way!
I certainly didn't know about the volcano.
Do I look like a scientist to you?
You peed on me first.
I didn't say that.
I have a headache.
I wasn't listening.
You weren't listening.
I don't know.
I'm color-blind.

- Matt Caliri



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  1. Date: 1/12/2013 12:02:00 PM
    Matt, Congratulations, a wonderful win*SKAT

  1. Date: 1/11/2013 3:17:00 PM
    Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/10/2013 11:04:00 PM
    Haha so many to remember, well done .....Seren

  1. Date: 1/10/2013 8:24:00 PM
    Great excuses, each and every one. Congratulations on your win. Love, joyce

  1. Date: 1/10/2013 5:53:00 PM
    Matt, nice to see you on Susan's winning list...... lol... some excuse... always~ PD