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The Sky is Calamotastrophing

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The Sky is Calamotastrophing

"The Sky is Calamotastrophing!"
Screamed little Jenny Lou!
And everyone panicked, running this way and that!
I just didn't know what to do!

Amidst all the commotion,
I quite calmy asked,
"What does calamotastrophing mean?"
But Jenny didn't reply back.

The sky was calamotastrophing
right on her head!
Boy I bet she wished that today
she never got out of bed!

There were huge chunks of white stuff
thumping on the ground!
I could even see a glimpse
of a spark come out of a cloud!

The sky thought it'd be funny too
if it dumped water on us as well!
And so we were drenched with water!
Jenny wasn't happy! I could tell!

"Why are you doing this?"
I yelled to the sky.
It answered back with a freezing glob of powder.
Why?!?!?!?!?!?


But soon, the sky stopped
calamotastrophing for good!
"I'm glad that's over!" I said aloud.
At least the word calamotastrophing I finally understood!

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  1. Date: 1/4/2013 2:47:00 PM
    One hail of a good word, Jacob. Thanks for reading my stuff. Love, daver

  1. Date: 1/3/2013 5:39:00 PM
    thunder struck n outa breath, come back subshine yo de best... kids used to panic out in the Aussie badlands, 3 year old n never seen the rain....:)

  1. Date: 1/3/2013 10:10:00 AM
    Just so everyone's clear, calamotastrohing is a word I made up: It's supposed to be a mix between calamity and catastrophe!

  1. Date: 1/3/2013 9:47:00 AM
    fantastic write my friend Jacob...I need to consult the dictionary some of the words I don't understand LOL! You are a very good writer..Congratulations and thanks for stopping by...Happy New year!!

    Cramer Avatar Jacob Cramer
    Date: 1/3/2013 10:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks for your praise!... and just if you for some reason didn't know this... calamotastrophing is a word I made up... it's a mix between calamity and catastrophe! :)