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Big Half Price Sale
I've often suspected the big box stores
When announcing a half price sale
Of bumping up their regular prices
So discounts seem larger in scale
They're probably giving us 10% off
But it seems like a big bunch more
I guess they're legally within their rights
But morally a bit shady for sure
I guess I'm guilty like everyone else
Of searching for that deal of deals
So when I get back I can brag to my wife
How I really got away with a steal
Who am I fooling, I just got skinned
There are no free tickets in life
The deal I thought I got away with today
Is not really that good of a price
I've often suspected the big box stores...
© Jack Ellison 2012
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