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Twelve Days of Craziness

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Twelve Days of Craziness

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My family gave to me
Twelve grandmas gumming
Eleven diapers smelling
Ten drunks a' drinking
Nine ladies yelling
Eight moms menstrating
Seven swears a' shouting
Six guys a' griping
Five awwwwwwweful dreeeeeeeams
Four choice words
Three fake grins
Two hateful shoves
And Jack Daniels in myyyyyyy tea

-for the 12 days of X-Mas contest
-Caleb Smith

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  1. Date: 4/1/2013 8:32:00 AM
    re your comment :) When i was young i didn t write that sillyness but i did that sillyness..not in the tub..but in my math copybook..I was very very young.We were out and couldnt help it.Didn t want any to see my poo so i hid it in the copybook : ) Got a big punishment for that from mum and everyone found out.That was a very long time ago.I always disliked math B-) Now im behavin..Your poem was funny and i read this one too.Nine yelling ladies?Ow gee that s cruel : ) keep posting :)

  1. Date: 3/28/2013 7:42:00 AM
    Very entertaining!

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 9:22:00 AM
    Hahaha I wish I had seen this closer to Christmas. I can definitely relate to this hilarious piece. Although, for me it's Baileys in my coffee and then wine or beer the rest of the day!

  1. Date: 3/7/2013 11:41:00 AM
    I love it! I wish they had a rating higher than 7 because this was just fabulous! I haven't laughed so much in a long time, tears are still running down my cheeks!!! Well done!

  1. Date: 1/8/2013 7:04:00 AM
    A Christamas any Old Cout [or young one] would find vey familiar ;) Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 12:18:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win. Su

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 10:08:00 PM
    This is real great and fun! I love it. My big congratulations on your awesome win Caleb! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 1:52:00 PM
    Sounds like you needed the last on... Gongratuts on the win.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 12:43:00 PM
    I had expected to see this one on the winners list and am not disappointed. BIG congrats, my friend.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 7:03:00 AM
    Congratulations Caleb , love it xx

  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:50:00 PM
    Hi Caleb, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 9:53:00 PM
    Caleb, stopping by with my warmest thoughts~ my best wishes go out to you and your family. Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year* Always & Forever ;-) PD

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 5:58:00 PM
    pretty good! I love the one about the eight moms. you naughty boy.

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 5:26:00 PM
    sounds like a typical holiday! nice one for the contest...