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Naughty


It's the night before Christmas Santa and this house is a mess.
Most of it beer cans and bottle so I am caught I guess,
Last year you came and you brought me good cheer,
I just kept it going pretty much all year.
I guess I have been Naughty
Don't judge me, you're just a greedy old man.
deciding which of us can't be rewarded and which ones can
I got news for you Q-tip, I am no longer ten,
So I have been bad this year, next year I am doing it all again.
'Cause I like being naughty
Oh, and since you're here now with that dumb look on your face.
I think it's high time that someone finally puts you in your place.
You're breaking and entering and we have the right to shoot,
tracking in reindeer mess and wetness from your ugly snow boots.
YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!
This year don't eat the cookies, or you will regret,
it's not poison, but your intestines will fret,
and those reindeer's will make good mounts on my wall,
It could still be deer season after all
I will be naughty!
Don't point your fingers and shake them at me
you put me on the naughty list ever since I was three
I just decided now Santa, I will prove you right
and for you, tied to this chair, It will be a long long night
I love being Naughty!

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  1. Date: 7/25/2014 3:28:00 AM
    This is witty and entertaining; glad I stumbled on this write while surfing on Soup! payback time, eh!:) // paul

  1. Date: 2/11/2013 10:31:00 AM
    If you think your are naughty You better think again There others more haughty With their ropes and chain. Nice offering, and cheeky to boot,

    ramirez Avatar kathryn ramirez
    Date: 2/11/2013 9:14:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks for the visit, it's an honor really. I have to say this is the first time I hae been called "cheeky" lol, it has a nice ring to it.
  1. Date: 2/5/2013 9:53:00 AM
    I love this write here..very, very, very entertaining!! :)

    ramirez Avatar kathryn ramirez
    Date: 2/5/2013 10:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Awww....... Thanks Ink, I love it when you visit :)
  1. Date: 1/9/2013 2:00:00 AM
    Haha this is great, hmmmmm what you going to "do" to the tied up santa. ....congrats .....Seren

    ramirez Avatar kathryn ramirez
    Date: 1/12/2013 8:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "what to do, what to do?.....hmmm" lol. Thanks for the congrats and for visiting
  1. Date: 1/9/2013 1:43:00 AM
    Belated congratulations on your winning spot Kathryn xx

    ramirez Avatar kathryn ramirez
    Date: 1/12/2013 8:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you so much for both the visit a th congrats