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A Christmas Wish To Santa Mike

Santa would like us girls and boys to sit upon his knee
Can we sit there Santa, my friend and me?

We can bounce up and down and cause you to smile
It will help keep you warm, as you fly each lonely mile

We can whisper our wishes one in each ear
But we expect you to grant them Santa, is that clear?

There's a frown on your face for you have lots to please
But we can be elves, and we like to tease

My friend would like you Santa, to find her a pup
One she can walk when she’s all dressed up

She hears that dogs get a lot of attention
And it may pass some to her, that is her intention

For me Santa I’d like to kiss a man with a beard
Can you grant me that wish, or is it too hard I fear?

A beard that is long and white and fluf-fy 
Yes Santa that’s my wish, can you grant it for me?

What we both want in a combined wish we say
That all those on the soup will have a good day

They’ve taken us in and caressed our battered egos  
So we wish them what they want, always highs, never lows.

We wish happiness and health for the year that is new
To all those that have struggled, please give them hope anew

For you Santa Mike one last thing we wish
To get you out of that suit, cos we think you’re de-lish

We don’t want to sit on a knee all dressed in red
So how about a tumble in a big king sized bed?

©15/12/2012
Collaboration with another poet who shall be named after the contest

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  1. Date: 1/11/2013 1:52:00 PM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win, Mandy! Humorous and cool. Love, Annalise

  1. Date: 1/9/2013 8:57:00 AM

    Congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 1/9/2013 5:10:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win, an amazing write this is...

  1. Date: 1/9/2013 1:57:00 AM

    Lol Mandy didnt we do well, would have loved to have seen his face when he read it.....Serenx

  1. Date: 1/8/2013 7:44:00 PM

    you naughty girl....congrats on your 1st place finish Mandy

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 8:02:00 AM

    Mandy I'm blushing......what contest?..David

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 8:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha ha Never know you to blush before xx
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 8:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Mikes Contest David he wants to judge blind lol xx
  1. Date: 12/16/2012 5:27:00 AM

    Congratulation for the contest angel GG...wish you all the best...luv your lovely cuttiest poem <3<3<3 SK

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 8:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Sukmawati love xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:53:00 PM

    Thanks for stopping by my simple work! Mandy

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Always a pleasure Jimbo xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:51:00 PM

    Good luck in the contest, Mandy. A very fun poem. Love it :)

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Toquyen we are glad to oblige xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 5:39:00 PM

    Mandy. this is hilarious! I love your humour twined with a little naughtiness, so uniquely YOU! Your awesome! Hugs

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Not fully to blame for this one Cecilia I had a collab in crime xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 4:03:00 PM

    Love this poem of yours Mandy, naughty and funny. Wishing you a wonderful day. Love, Gail

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Gail, my naughty elf partner and I had a bit of fun by email one night and came up with it together xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 3:25:00 PM

    There you go again, Mandy!...took me for quite a ride on this one!...Holiday greetings and warm wishes to you, my friend - Tim

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Tim it is a collab xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 2:57:00 PM

    You are hilarious and naughty, thanks for the laughter. Santa Mike gets the Gold.

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/16/2012 3:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha thanks Richard xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 11:55:00 AM

    Very funny, Mandy... But be careful... a 'tumble' could lead to a fall... ;-) Terry

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 12:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes terry I have someone to watch my back thanks lol xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:50:00 AM

    hahaha, a flirty and cute poem sure to please santa Mike. sorry about your wrist ailment. hahaha. that was quite the fluke what happened here for me yesterday!! the week leading up to it, i was in a dry spot!

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 11:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I think it's over now lol xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 10:18:00 AM

    Lol Mandy. I can always count on you for a chuckle. I love this my friend, and good luck on the contest. I'm sure it will place as a win. Merry Christmas to you and thanks for the kind wishes for all of us at PS. Warm Smiles, Always, Connie

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 11:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Connie, I had help with this one xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 9:37:00 AM

    Nice read, lets hope Santa does not break the speed limit on his way.

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 11:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    We'll see, my friend and I will be waiting xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 8:36:00 AM

    Mandy; Thanks for reading my poem. What you have here is just beautiful, telling Santa all your wishes. I hope the all come true. Many blessings and good luck. Lucilla

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 11:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    We hope so too lol and thanks Lucilla xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 7:56:00 AM

    love the flow, of this wish list, wonderful poetry, really like this... oh i could supply the beard, but alas thats all....

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 8:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha that comment morphed up to your it's was for Rose but the same applies , always wanted to kiss a man with a beard so pucker up if Santa says so xx
    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 7:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Love xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 7:46:00 AM

    lol, this is too cute Mandy, you both did a splendid job, well done xxx

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 8:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks love xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 7:36:00 AM

    Gee Mandy i guess it depends if your naughty or nice, lol great stuff, happy holidays to you and yours, blessings Carl

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 7:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Very naughty and very nice Carl lol xx
  1. Date: 12/15/2012 6:28:00 AM

    LOL, funny poem here Mandy. Enjoyed. Good luck in the contest.

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 12/15/2012 7:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Jon xx