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ON THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS MY HUBBY GAVE TO ME--READ CAREFULLY


On the first day of Christmas my husband gave to me
A hat from his office party

On the second day of Christmas my husband gave to me
2 Tons of Midol
And a hat from his office party

On the third day of Christmas my husband gave to me
3 Unpaid fines!
2 Tons of Midol
And a hat from his office party

On the forth day of Christmas my husband gave to me
4 Surprise guests
3 Unpaid fines
2 Tons of Midol
And a hat from his office party

On the fifth day of Christmas my husband gave to me
5 MINUTES OF PEACE! 

4 Surprise guests
3 Unpaid fines
2 Tons of Midol
And a hat from his office party

on the sixth day of Christmas my husband gave to me
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE!
4 Surprise guests
3 Unpaid fines
2 Tons of Midol
and a hat from his office party

On the seventh day of Christmas my husband gave to me
7 I dunna knows
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE. 
4 Surprise guests
3 Unpaid fines
2 Tons of Midol. 
And a hat from his office party

On the eighth day of Christmas my husband gave to me
8 Movies I hate
7 I dunna knows
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE. 
4 Surprise guests
3 Unpaid fines
2 Tons of Midol
And a hat from his fricking office party.

On the ninth day of Christmas my husband gave to me
9 CONTROL PANTIES?!? 
8 Movies I hate
7 I dunna knows
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE! 
4 Monster in laws
3 Pay your own fines!
2 NO! YOU take the Midol!
And a lame hat from his fricking office party!

On the tenth day of Christmas my bugger gave to me
10 BIG MAC COUPONS? HUH?
9 Control panties
8 Movies I hate
7 I dunna knows
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE? JERK!
4 guests who won’t leave
3 HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?
2 Where’s the Midol?
and a hat that makes me wanna puke!

On the eleventh day of hell my almost-ex gave to me
11 HOURS OF LAUNDRY! BITE ME!
10 Big Mac Coupons!
9 Control panties
8 Movies I hate
7 I dunna knows
6 Empty Molsons
5 MINUTES OF PEACE? 
4 SEND 'EM PACKING!
3 KISS MY FINE, BUCKO!
2 I O.D.ED ON MIDOL!
THEN I TORCHED THAT HAT ON HIS GRILL!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Darling gave to me

12 apologies
11 slow kisses
10 Housework coupons
9 Satin teddies
8 Sappy chick flicks 
7 You were right, Dears!
6 bottles of Cristal  

5 SMALL BLUE PILLS! MEDIC!

4 Empty guest rooms
3 Explained fines
the 2 last Midols...
and my stud left on his sexy new hat! 

HA! 

By Cyndi MacMillan

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  1. Date: 1/8/2013 7:09:00 AM

    LOL [You can take your hat off!] Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/7/2013 1:58:00 AM

    you nade me laugh out loud.Lovely poem dear

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 12:21:00 PM

    :-)) Congratulations on your win. Su

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 10:18:00 PM

    My biggest congratulations on your awesome win my dear Cindy! I have greatly enjoyed reading this marvelous write. love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 2:55:00 PM

    Wonderful and splendid piece,Cyndi...Funny and interesting write...Congrats on your win...

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 2:05:00 PM

    Bravo! A work of art. Loved the ending!Congrats on such a great win.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 12:49:00 PM

    good you turned it around!!! Very cute, Cyndi. Congrats on the win.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 7:07:00 AM

    Congratulations Cyndi love , love it xx

  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:51:00 PM

    Cyndi, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 6:24:00 PM

    Hilarious Cindi! A very entertaining write! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 6:51:00 AM

    OHhhh so needed..going to yoga BBL XXOOO ..cholesteral is okies for now..dr. said no med till next moonth maybe..maybe none. LOL..you mademe want to be funny too!

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 9:11:00 AM

    Sweet Cyndi You are very funny today, creative and a hooty toot toot. love, Kathy

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 8:43:00 AM

    What a giggle Cyndi..I loved it xx

  1. Date: 12/13/2012 9:47:00 PM

    Awesome, I loved it.