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Perhaps We'll Discuss Little-Bo-Peep and Miss Muffet Later -

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Perhaps We'll Discuss Little-Bo-Peep and Miss Muffet Later -

Old Mother Goose
Frankly speaking was rather loose
The neighborhood was shocked and all in a dander
When she had a short affair with a well-feathered Gander

Which caused Jack and Jill
To take a tumble down the hill
Poor Jill lost her drawers and good gracious alive!
Little Jack got a rise in his tattered Levis...

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  1. Date: 1/1/2013 11:43:00 AM
    Oh NO! LOL Loved it...

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 12:23:00 AM
    Just found you Tiim, will be looking out for more from you, think I have a good read ahead of me...Seren

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 9:06:00 AM
    Hysterically fun.

  1. Date: 12/18/2012 7:10:00 PM
    Love it!! Belated congratulations on your win...Thanks for your comments on my "Tender Years" poem. By, the way it is all true - still best friends today. I've driven from SC to California several took us 6 days...what WERE you doing?? Hugs, Holly Moore

  1. Date: 12/17/2012 5:51:00 PM
    Love them. I was thinking of writing a book by Uncle Goose - you know the uncle that every family has that tells the wrong stories at family gatherings. I have about a dozen or more poesm already for it. Yours would fit my style completly. Love it. Mike

  1. Date: 12/17/2012 8:38:00 AM
    A late congratulations! I simply loved it. Thank you for posting such a poem! Sami.

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 3:50:00 PM
    Holy Smokes!! What a riot!!! Happy Holidays! Best to you, gwendolen

  1. Date: 12/16/2012 10:33:00 AM
    want these in the anthology!!! Will talk to you later!!

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 8:23:00 AM
    These are really great and I love them! My big congratulations on your awesome win my dear friend, Tim. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles. love and hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 12/15/2012 4:21:00 AM
    Congratulations on your big win Tim my friend can't wait for the rest xx

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 11:43:00 PM
    oh my I sure remember this one, Tim. BIG congrats though for me, I'd put this one right up at the top with those other top two!!

  1. Date: 12/14/2012 8:32:00 PM
    Tim , Congratulations with your awesome Clerihew ;-) always & forever ~PD , Congratulations with your awesome Clerihew ;-) always & forever ~PD

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 10:14:00 PM
    hahaha, VERY funny, especially the last one!!!

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 6:32:00 PM
    Always wondered why Jack and Jill tumbled down that hill, now I know why, this hilarious clerihew! Hugs

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 6:14:00 PM
    Needed that poem! Big smiles. check you soup mail. love, Kathy

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 3:59:00 PM
    Perhaps a bit x-rated Mother Goose?? The next nursery rhyme might be about the moose that was goosed??

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 1:36:00 PM
    Tim, this is a delightful and fun poem, so well done, best of luck in the contest. Constance

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 12:35:00 PM
    Tim, ha I love these, but I think you have another ten stanza's at least in you with these, very well done....David

  1. Date: 12/10/2012 9:18:00 AM
    cute clerihews, Tim. best wishes in the contest. Merry Christmas! hugs, Catie :)