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A Unique Parting Gift

Gave my dear Ex a parting gift A lovely comfortable chair But I'm really not allowed to turn it on It's a felony in this land so fair! I'm not to blame if her latest hubby Made a very big mistake And lit her up like a Christmas Tree Smelling like an overdone steak As he watched his lover bake away He sported this evil grin It seemed that things weren't all that great With my dear sweet Ex and him So on her epitaph was written this “I loved receiving gifts” But this one was really too hot to handle Sure gave her ending a twist! © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/9/2012 3:04:00 PM

    OOOHHH MMMYYY... Twisted... but funny... I think? Shame on you...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/9/2012 4:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    YUP! Twisted!!! Sorry, I ran of the rails a bit there! Hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 12/9/2012 4:34:00 AM

    HI again lol very good jack, all the bst Owen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/9/2012 4:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A little off the rails but fun eh! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 12/8/2012 7:13:00 AM

    Thanks for another giggle Jack xx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/8/2012 7:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You're welcome my dear Mandy! You came to the right place for giggles! However, Cathie is starting to worry about me! LOL Love and big hugs, Jackers (which rhymes with crackers!)