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Blue Moonies

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Blue Moonies

I was sitting in my chair one day Not a single care in the world My wife came by and mooned me! The room began to whirl and twirl Almost swallowed my dentures The shock made me quiver and quake Wasn't sure this old body of mine Would be strong enough to take My moustache curled, began to sweat I asked her in a plaintiff tone “Why d'ya want to shock me like that? My heart isn't made of stone!” She laughed and said, “Didn't you notice What was scrawled across me bum?” Said, “Have a very Merry Christmas And good will to everyone!” © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 12/8/2012 7:10:00 AM
    It's a great way to say "Merry Christmas", Jack. Lol. Very creative. Would do it myself. Lol. Enjoyed.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/8/2012 7:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    If you do... send pictures! LOL Happy thoughts, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/7/2012 6:34:00 AM
    Loved it Jack! Maybe you should give her one back with a blue ribbon on it. Cheers, Roy

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/7/2012 7:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ROTFLMAO!!! Might try that if I can find the damn thing! Cheers, my friend
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 2:28:00 PM
    To funny Jack, I am trying to follow in your funny footsteps, added a couple of humorous ones of my own.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2012 7:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I checked them out... fun stuff Richard! Have a good one! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 11:25:00 AM
    LoL... I'll be laughing long after Christmas on this one... It's one of my Dad's favorites, too...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2012 7:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Great to hear your Dad liked it! Thanks for your kind words dear Carol! xxx
  1. Date: 12/6/2012 9:30:00 AM
    Excellent stuff... Merry Christmas to you Jack bw K

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2012 7:46:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Had fun with this one, Kaye! Merry Christmas to you dear friend! Hugs and warm wishes, Jack