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Christmas Dinner Fiasco

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Christmas Dinner Fiasco

"Christmas Dinner Fiasco" on Christmas Eve, family gathered for "Feast of Seven Fishes" an old Italian tradition while wrapping gifts with expectant wishes hubby decided to play Chef Boyardee complete with hat and apron, a fun sight to see the kitty cats circled dinner table to pounce licking their whiskers, smelling each tasty ounce. pumpkin bread baking and homemade apple pie whipped cream and hot fudge enjoyed with warm sigh candied sweet potatoes with buttered rolls and biscuits diet food hidden away like melba toast and triscuits aromas so yummy the puppies were squealing soon there was a stampede, sent the kitchen Chef reeling. tree trimming time once dinner was finished spirits running high with no chance to diminish all seated to say grace before this marvelous meal with colorful palette' and great appetite appeal underneath the table came growling and gnashing as felines and canines, over dripping crumbs, were clashing. the Chef lost his temper and scooted pets to the yard from inside the hacienda those onry pets were barred but the doggie door was unlocked so began the invasion pets on parade on a Christmas Eve occasion the desserts lined the table like poetic pop art creme puffs with rum and rice cakes a la carte'. coffees were carried next to Christmas tree tinsel and garland with musical lights mystery but Cali the cat had his own idea of fun 'twas entangled in garland with paws in a bun and Gabby had stolen a piece of creme puff his black face was white as snowflake soft fluff. the Danes sniffed out chew sticks from their stockings as Raider and Golden ran round the tree in flocking and sweet little Venus was as good as a dream enjoying her peaches as she swirled in whipped cream Christmas dinner fiasco provided laughs with love as we sang "Deck the Halls' to the good Lord above. *For Francine Robert's Christmas Dinner With Humor. *Dec. 2, 2012.

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  1. Date: 3/13/2014 3:28:00 AM

    haha good one ~Love you forever my bff....... RIP Sweet Linda-Marie ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:37:00 PM

    Congrats on this excellent write! Merry Christmas, hope you had an amazing day filled with love and blessings! Hugs

  1. Date: 12/24/2012 5:24:00 PM

    Congrats on your great win..Sara

  1. Date: 12/24/2012 5:22:00 AM

    Good morning, Linda my bff,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA

  1. Date: 12/22/2012 10:13:00 AM

    What a gas all these pups decorated with your delicate treats of food! I gotta go back and reread each and every rhyming line associated with a pet...u wrote a beauty here, Linda Marie! Humorous and entertaining! I do hope you are feeling well and healing each and every day...I continue to cheer u on, lady! Hugs and Merry Christmas to u and yours.

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 4:55:00 PM

    by the way, are you ok? I heard you were in the hospital. Hope you are home now?

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 4:54:00 PM

    wow, Linda, this is about the best Christmas poem I have read all week. It was a perfect entry for a humorous contest and I'm glad you are on the list. VEry well deserved win. I LOVE this. Andrea

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 2:50:00 PM

    Congrats Linda! Great poem!

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 10:37:00 AM

    Big congratulations Linda love, a superb win xx

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 5:03:00 AM

    WON 4TH PLC. TNX. RON

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 1:26:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win, Linda. Love, Su

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 7:51:00 PM

    Well done ...Seten

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 12/20/2012 7:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Cant write my own name now time to sleep.. Seren
  1. Date: 12/20/2012 7:31:00 PM

    A great humorous poem and win, Linda. Hope you are doing better and are really well by Christmas. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 6:31:00 PM

    congrats on your win Linda

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 6:26:00 PM

    congrts on your fourth place win Linda Marie, Merry Christmas Luv, hope you are feeling better

  1. Date: 12/6/2012 1:00:00 PM

    OMG! What a life with the pets (and kids), huh? And never a dull moment I'm sure. Another great one, as usual. Keep them coming:)

  1. Date: 12/4/2012 9:46:00 AM

    Hilarious write Linda...lolzz. It seems like you are narrating a scene for kiddo Christmas movie. Awesome entry , winner for sure. Many thanks for the fave. I am deeply honored.

  1. Date: 12/3/2012 3:09:00 PM

    lol, a sure winner here, Linda-Marie. Love it. Hope you, Ron and the pets are all doing well xxx

  1. Date: 12/3/2012 2:10:00 PM

    LOL a sure winner Sweetie, for sure! Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/3/2012 1:28:00 PM

    Hi Linda Marie brilliant write, good luck in the contest, all the best Owen

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