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A Deadly Weapon

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A Deadly Weapon

Sometimes I fart like an AK-47
People run for cover in fear
With panic on their distorted faces
They can tell my end is near

Not from a fear of death they run
It's the indescribable odour
Something must have died in there
Smells like a backend loader

No need to fret no need to worry
An air freshener should do the trick
If that doesn't work maybe try
Burning some incense sticks

Bottom line is, it's all about bottoms
And mine's the one in question
The AK-47 thing is meant to alleviate
Unwanted traffic congestion!

© Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 11/29/2012 2:04:00 PM
    "They can tell my end is near", love that line Jack. Aren't double meanings Marvelous?

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 2:13:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL More silliness from the Snake! Cheers, Jake!
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 10:37:00 AM
    LOL... I had a boss who could clear out a room with his 'blue haze'... Nobody said anything as we all slowly escaped... LOL... He really was a nice guy... but it was murder... that blue haze!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 1:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL Deadly stuff! Mine have been known to move tall buildings off their foundations! Love, Smelly Jack xox
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 10:36:00 AM
    get some aubergines down you Frank (aubergine means fart go away) they do not cause wind and help the environment xx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 1:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Gonna try 'em! It's true... Environment Canada has already issued a warning to me and said next time they will fine my ass off!!! LOL Love and hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 7:51:00 AM
    Now now..we are what we eat stop eating red meat!!! It's purtrifying in the old tum tum.. Light & Love

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 9:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Strangely enough, I rarely eat red meat. It must be just age! LOL
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 6:24:00 AM
    Lol, I'll run from you. Too funny, Jack. Love ya, Toquyen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 6:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Old people like me should be able to relate to this one quite well! LOL Love and happy thoughts... Jack
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 5:58:00 AM
    How funny my friend! I really enjoyed reading this extremely humorous write this morning! What a delightful poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 6:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad I could provide the chuckles this morning... a good way to start the day eh! Thanks my friend!
  1. Date: 11/29/2012 5:53:00 AM
    I was shocked by the first line but ended up laughing throughout the poem! love the AK-47 imagery!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2012 5:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    A little bit of toilet humour... sorry! LOL Love and hugs, Jack