The slimy backend of the American Dream
Coming to a screeching halt on an anonymous highway
The AC Press horrendously portrays the days events
Why do people read this discharge?
Isnt the same reason celebrity disaster magazines
Line every shelf of the checkout at the grocery?
This newspaper is the equivalent
Of a chain smoking, saggy faced
With her uterus removed
Playing the lotto
And heading to Atlantic City
To get emulsified with alcohol