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The Lunch Lady Is The Reason I'm Not at School

We used to have a lunch lady
who was so very mean.
She was also very ugly,
and she was never clean!

She was hairy as a monkey!
Revolting as a skunk!
And unlike typical ladies,
she really, really stunk!

So I talked to my principal
about her horridness.
He had her replaced soon enough
and oh, what a huge mess!

Her food was pretty disgusting
and so I didn’t strive
The horrid octopi she made
when mine was still alive!

It went and crawled out of my bowl;
but then bit off my head!
So that’s my excuse for staying
at home and not being in school instead.

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  1. Date: 1/6/2013 7:33:00 AM

    Good grief. She was there when I went to high school in the 60's. Tuna fish on hot dog rolls.

  1. Date: 11/30/2012 1:00:00 PM

    Jacob I love the image of the woman, she sounds scary, great humour you put into this one, it makes me thankful that I never had any school dinners at all, well done and lets see some more of your talented pen....David

  1. Date: 11/27/2012 3:48:00 PM

    Good one, I like your sense of humor.

  1. Date: 11/26/2012 5:19:00 PM

    LOL very funny though. Dio

  1. Date: 11/26/2012 3:18:00 PM

    lol,smiling,nice write Jacob