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About This Poem
A Dog's Life
Your dog's a nuisance, a b*tch, a pain in the neck
When I'm not at home she comes and poops on my deck.
Have you trained her to be some kind of a card
Well I'm not amused
Keep your dog off my yard!
And it's only on my yard that she shits
I'm telling you neighbor this is really the pits
To clean up her mess I must work really hard
I'll tell you again
Keep your dog off my yard!
If I confront her - She sits and she glares
When I turn around - She deposits her wares
I'm warning you neighbor 'best keep up your guard
'Cause I'm mad as heck
Keep your dog off my yard!
I work my butt off to keep my yard neat
Your dog never stops shitting
What the heck does she eat
On weekends I work outside dusk to dawn
I'm begging you neighbor
Keep your dog off my lawn.
Now, it seems your dog is in heat
My yard's full of dogs
Cleaning?
An impossible feat
I've had it! I give up! What more can I say
First thing tomorrow I'm moving away.
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