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  1. Date: 11/27/2012 12:14:00 AM
    very funny enjoyable read Well done

  1. Date: 11/25/2012 9:22:00 PM
    Lol I have a bitch that can shyte for Britain, but in own garden I hasten to say. Funny poem ....Seren

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 9:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL, Reminds me of a sign I saw when I was in England. "Please don't exercise your dog on the lawn" I just love the British mastery of Euphemisms. Thank you for your lovely comment.
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 8:20:00 AM
    hahaha, this one is good. Too bad you don't have a fence. Can't you put one up? If we have dogs in my state, we are supposed to keep them fenced if they are outside, but a lot of people break that law! good luck with that funny dog. At least it inspired a good poem!

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 9:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Actually the poem is fictional. It was inspired by another poem. A poem that had nothing to do with dogs at all. But it had refrains at the end of each stanza except the last. So, I set out to write a poem with the same format and this is what I came up with. I'm so glad you enjoyed the poem.
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 6:51:00 AM
    This is a GREAT WRITE Jon! I extremely enjoy reading it tonight and it gives me smile although I love dogs as pets, lol. Two thumbs up here! Good luck always! Thank you for your precious time reading and giving wonderful comments on my poem. Have a blessed and grace-filled day always! love and hugs, Leonora

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 8:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I love dogs as well. I love all animals that's why I write about them so much. My sister chided me when she first read the poem but soon saw the humor in this fictional poem. Thank you for Lovely comment.
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 5:16:00 AM
    Jon, what a horrible problem, but gosh you wrote it so well, Constance

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 5:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you Constance, I hope it was a enjoyable read for you.
  1. Date: 11/25/2012 2:02:00 AM
    Great one. Jon! Love your way with words! Have a poop free day! ;) I know it is fictitional, but couldn't resist that one even though it lacks class! Hugs!

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 5:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you Eileen, I hope it tickled your funny bone.
    Manassian Avatar Eileen Manassian
    Date: 11/25/2012 2:04:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "That one" refers to my comment and not your poem! Just to be on the safe side! ;)
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 8:22:00 PM
    you have me laughing here mate... good one too, i'll bloody state, hooroo...good-bye in Aussie :) a doggish fate...

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/25/2012 5:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you Don, I'm very pleased that my poem brought you a smile.
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 3:22:00 PM
    Nooooo, don't do that. You are giving in. Get a bb gun. No just kidding. Lol. Maybe I am not kidding. The dog must go. I know -get one of those invisible electric fence that sends a shock to the proud owner of your earth 's newest deposits. That will teach her. If all else fails, just think she is giving you exercise incentive there, Jon. You want to look good right?

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/24/2012 6:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You'll be happy to here that this is a fictional poem written just for the laughs. But, it is so like a dog to go in someone else's yard don't you think. I have a condo with an enclosed patio so I don't have to worry about such matters. What a relief for me. Keep an eye out for the dogs in your neighborhood though. Love ya.
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 3:09:00 PM
    Ha,hahahaha....This reads like so many people now a days.Loved it! It reminds me of some of my neighbors. :o)

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/24/2012 6:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ROFL, i'm visualizing your neighbors doing the squating Oooops! time for me to focus now and get back to reality. Thank you for your lovely comment. Hope you got a nice chuckle out of the poem.
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 1:59:00 PM
    Jon, the dogs mean well... they think they're planting acorns... they're hoping to grow mighty oaks upon which they may someday pee...Terry (very funny poem!)

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/24/2012 2:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL, isn't that the truth. Why waste the seeds where nothing grows.
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 1:24:00 PM
    This is so funny I have to say but I'm sure you don't find it that way. But laugh I must, it's a great write Jon. Thanks for sharing it Jon. a read that is a lot of fun. Seriously, I hope you can solve this without moving away.

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/24/2012 1:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    It was a fictional poem intended to bring a smile to the reader. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. That was my goal. Thank you.
  1. Date: 11/24/2012 12:53:00 PM
    Those cats and dogs can leave quite a mess.....nice write....thanks for dropping by

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 11/24/2012 1:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I love to write poems about animals especially dogs, cats, and chickens. I hadn't read any of your poems before today. They are excellent. Looking forward to reading more. Is that Avatar your family Crest? Very nice.