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Funny Guy Hews

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Funny Guy Hews

Abbot & Costello
two funny fellows
were very immersed
into who's on first

Cheech & Chong
could drain a bong
not just now and then
so you'd always have two far out men

Ed Norton
couldn't laugh without snortin'
which would quickly annoy
his good buddy "Ralphie Boy"!

Don Rickles
would offer a nose full of nickels
got plenty of yuks calling you a schmuck
and dumb as a hockey puck

Jack Benny
wouldn't lend you a penny
nor spend a dime
died when he was 80 at the age of 39

Professor Irwin Corey
could tell an interesting story
you'd listen and listen till your eyeballs would glisten
and never understand what you're missin'

Alice Kramden
was first with a lunar landin'
"Pow, Bang, Zoom"!
a one way trip to the moon


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  1. Date: 12/15/2012 4:56:00 PM
    gosh, how the heck did I ever miss these. VERY good ones in here. Gwen and I are finally working on putting together an anthology of these things. you are one that we would like in the book for sure. will that be ok? Lots of details later!

  1. Date: 11/19/2012 7:25:00 AM
    ....just love it.......ha,ha,ha.....:) :) - Have a week full of smiles, laughter and friends .... - oxox // Anne-Lise :)