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About This Poem
Tarzan parody
Who'er was born in jungle deep
And rocking safely in his sleep
Arose upon his little hinds
Took his first swing from jungle vines
His life's love I've heard was Jane
Wed on the Serengeti plain
Tarzan stood always by her side
What a most unusual pride
The lover of his mortal heart
Was I'm told a tawdry tart
That is what her ex did claim
The smear quite clear he was to blame
He should have held his tongue that day
All knew her virtue didn't sway
And Tarzan most of all knew this
Unwed he got not one small kiss
So Tarzan in defense of Jane
Sought satisfaction for the stain
Challenged the brit who did offend
And thus the brit did meet his end
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