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No Bull

 
I was trying to insure my car
But alas I didn’t get very far
When along came amber
With his flashing space camper
Demanding I go to the bar
I said for god’s sake
Will you give me a break?
I’m trying to insure my car

He said please hurry
There has been a flurry
Jeff got drunk at the bar
He punched Mr pompous
And kicked Mr self- righteous
We can’t control him at all
When we got to the bar
Jeff was in a police car
And no man was left standing at all
I said dearest Jeff 
What caused this entire flurry?
He said don’t you worry
 I stand for no bull*****at all

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  1. Date: 1/22/2013 7:25:00 AM

    Love it Liz,,,, I think we all have known people . have a great day ;}

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 1/22/2013 11:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Not sure i get that, but thank you Debbie, love Elizabeth :)
  1. Date: 12/14/2012 1:25:00 PM

    Dear Elizabeth, I see YOU have a Humorist side. Ingenious Pen Where is Jeff now?? Is YOUR car insured yet LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 12/15/2012 4:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    :) well jeff is still around, in fact i got a lovely letter from him :) yes indeed where would we be without a little humour, as for the car it's a long story hahaha xox
  1. Date: 11/19/2012 11:58:00 AM

    Thanks for a humorous break in my reading today. Creativity lives in this clever post. I'm still chuckling over this one. Great write..... Jake

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 11/20/2012 5:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you John, it's good to laugh, glad you enjoyed it, love Elizabeth
  1. Date: 11/14/2012 6:15:00 PM

    This is so good. I laugh and I laugh. I felt happy, and you put laughter back in my heart, thanks Elizabeth. What happen to Jeff, did he get out of jail? I guess he didn't take no bull at all. Thanks for this magnificent piece of writing. :-)

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 11/14/2012 6:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Lillie, yes it is quite funny :) I'm not sure what happined to jeff after I bailed him out :) some people have no appreciation :) he just disappeared on me
  1. Date: 11/4/2012 5:37:00 AM

    The car's still uninsured/and it's highly absurd/that Jeff wouldn't assist you at all/ For the car was struck by a truck/and you are now out of luck/because now it's to late for the call. Very fun poem you have here "No Bull". Enjoyed it Immensely.

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 11/4/2012 7:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Jon, how is Jeff, haven't seen him around lately ? give him my regards, love elizabeth
  1. Date: 11/3/2012 1:43:00 PM

    This is a lot of fun, did you ever insure the car?

    O'Driscoll Avatar Elizabeth O'Driscoll Date: 11/3/2012 7:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yes, I got round to it in the end, love elizabeth