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A most hungry diner parody

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A most hungry diner parody

The Rhode Island Red lay on a bed
Of carrots and gravy and peas
And along came a miner a most hungry diner
And asked, "May I have some please?"
It was served on a plate that he hastily ate
And washed it all down with cold beer
Then he yelled from the rear with a roar all could hear
Hurry and prepare me some deer
The Chef responded contritely in a voice politely
Alas, we don't have any here
The miner un-replete then arose to his feet
And departed for fresh atmosphere
But in the woods it's presumed that he was consumed
By a ravenous grizzly bear
For all that was found in the forest on the ground
Were his dentures and a few strands of his hair

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  1. Date: 12/5/2013 10:53:00 PM
    Jon what a cute and creative rhyme. It keeps the reader captivated and interested from beginning to end. Its a funny story that amuses us. Nice job Thanks for the awesome comment on my Love Garden poem.

  1. Date: 10/27/2012 9:26:00 PM
    Jon,,, interesting.. enjoyed your poem* Goodnight! Always~ PD

    Cavanaugh Avatar Jon A Cavanaugh
    Date: 10/27/2012 9:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you PD