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More Foolish Footles

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Below is the poem entitled More Foolish Footles which was written by poet Tim Ryerson. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

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More Foolish Footles

Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"

Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner

Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter

Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wrecker

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  1. Date: 11/15/2012 2:24:00 PM
    Hey Tim those are funny I can't do them at all! LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 11/15/2012 7:36:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in Susan's "Poem Not Entered in a contest" Tim. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 8:03:00 AM
    Many congratulations on your awesome win my dear friend Tim! This is really great! lol. I love it. Thank you so much for your very wonderful comments and congratulatory remarks too! More power and blessings to you always! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 8:00:00 AM
    awesome, Tim. I swear I did that second one about the diner myself!! you think a lot like I do, my firiend. a very well deserved win and thanks for giving me an idea. I can use footles in Susan's next contest!!!

  1. Date: 11/13/2012 12:18:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win Tim, must admit the last two gave me the biggest laugh, well done xx

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 8:09:00 PM
    So funny, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 4:42:00 PM
    Tim, congratulations in Susan's contest... xox~pd

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 12:38:00 PM
    CONGRATS TIM ON AN AMAZING WRITE AND SUPER WIN LUV ..OH MY GIANTS LOOKED AWFUL SUNDAY BUT N.Y. STILL DEALING WITH EMOTIONAL DISTRESS FROM HURRICANE .. SHADES OF KATRINA DEVASTATION .. SAINTS LOOKED TERRIFIC .. BUT REALLY SEAN PEYTON TO COACH COWBOYS? SAY IT AIN'T SO LUV ..

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 9:25:00 AM
    congrats on a great win Tim

  1. Date: 11/12/2012 8:06:00 AM
    Great Footles!!Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 10/24/2012 2:44:00 PM
    Got some chuckles..Enjoyed reading this afternoon...Thanks for stopping by..Your presence at my work was uplifting...Sara

  1. Date: 10/24/2012 4:20:00 AM
    Yep! It's no wonder that Ms. Dietrich found her way over to these awesome footles...she is a footle nut herself and knows a quality footle!!! Never been very good at these footles ...truly an art form in its own category!! I have written many political poems over this past election cycle...some are much better than others...TOTUS MIA is one you may enjoy too...Keep them fingers crossed as the final countdown approaches! :) g.

  1. Date: 10/23/2012 6:56:00 AM
    hahahaha, you are exactly like me when you do these, Tim. You find a good joke in the title!!! That is the whole point of a footle. YOu know what? I think I may have the exact one as you with the "diner whiner" one!! but I sure never though of benign feline and toot her hooter. Awesome!!

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 6:08:00 AM
    Now this is my kind of stuff Tim! Read some of mine and you'll see what I mean! Yee haw! Cheers!

  1. Date: 10/22/2012 2:24:00 AM
    The are so funny Tim, l will be laughing everytime l think about them. You are so talented at creating footles. Thanks for the cheer.

  1. Date: 10/20/2012 2:04:00 PM
    Tim, ha.... here in Texas, we call slumming pant guys' wrecking peckers.... do not ask me why!!! love footles.... PD

  1. Date: 10/19/2012 9:15:00 PM
    The first and last one are my fav! Very funny, Tim! Ruben.