The dirty rolling crap
Written 10-17-05 Edited 5-4-07
must evacuate the area
my mother's on the pot and it's starting to rot Yuck that's one big load
watch out the toilet's going to explode
thunder and lightning from the room
She's coming better get the broom
She heaves her flab as she begins to blab
Young Lady! Why were you by the bathroom? Ooh no here she comes run away!
She trips and rolls
Watch out or your going to turn flat
Hurry go get the bat
I'm so out of here!
She killed me!
She squished me