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The dirty rolling crap

The dirty rolling crap
 Written 10-17-05 Edited 5-4-07

 Warning...Warning...
 must evacuate the area
 my mother's on the pot and it's starting to rot Yuck that's one big load
 watch out the toilet's going to explode 
thunder and lightning from the room 
She's coming better get the broom 
She heaves her flab as she begins to blab
 Young Lady! Why were you by the bathroom? Ooh no here she comes run away!
 She trips and rolls 
Earthquake! 
Watch out or your going to turn flat
 Hurry go get the bat 
I'm so out of here! 
Holy shit!
 She killed me! 
She squished me 
Splat!

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