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  1. Date: 3/13/2013 5:23:00 AM
    That is way too cute!

  1. Date: 12/28/2012 7:50:00 AM
    let this be a secret....Fart is a natural phenomenon...hahah...ROFL...I just can't stop laughing....Hilarious !

  1. Date: 12/8/2012 4:59:00 PM
    A tribute to "Le Petomane" ! Well, when I got wind of this one, I knew it had to be sniffed out. ! Definitely a cut above the rest! You must have been holding this one in for a while! Cheers, Roy

  1. Date: 12/6/2012 9:12:00 PM
    Now I can confirm it. here in PoetrySoup we write about anything and everything. Sure - we all do it, why deny it. It is normal, but watching what we eat can help. So it has been written and it has been said. Good night. Lucilla

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 12:09:00 PM
    Ha ha! Ask a man who's been married awhile and he'll tell you whether women fart too! Can you imagine what it must be like for the beautiful celebrities on the res carpet, trying to hold one back! Ha ha! Very funny poem!

  1. Date: 11/28/2012 9:37:00 AM
    I KNOW WOMEN DO BUT WERE ALL HUMAN TO MUCH GAS i EXSPECT REMINDS ME OF THAT OLD RHYM ABOUT bouching(burping)sorry for being rude was not me but my food just poped up to say hello now its gone back down below coo.l write mate davidscott

  1. Date: 11/19/2012 3:41:00 AM
    Farts smell for the benefit of the deaf...:).I enjoyed your farting take on in this poem.Very entertaining :)

    Williams Avatar David Williams
    Date: 11/19/2012 4:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ha ha ...
  1. Date: 11/18/2012 11:12:00 AM
    JEEZ! I didn't think there were others here so much like me! Do Ladies FART? I think they do, but a Fat Gal will squash them at birth...before they add Carbon Dioxide to the Earth! Gallant of them EH? Loved it!!

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 8:20:00 PM
    Haha! Thanks for the laugh :) cute, fun write!

  1. Date: 10/21/2012 7:00:00 AM
    lol, needed this laugh, my friend : )

  1. Date: 10/18/2012 2:41:00 PM
    wow, to have no sense of smell. So you were not kidding!!

  1. Date: 10/17/2012 1:51:00 PM
    hahaha, what silliness is this, oh master bard? Is it true you have no sense of smell? I ask this because my husband's bad sinus problem has made it impossible for him to smell the cat pee on our basement carpet. If his nose were working well like when he was younger, he could have known our one cat was destroying that one basement room of ours because I am the one with a not very good sense of smell, but now MINE is better than his!!! (I can always smell popcorn very well!)

  1. Date: 10/17/2012 11:59:00 AM
    OMW!!!! U R ALMOST BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN!!!! hahahaha

  1. Date: 10/17/2012 1:17:00 AM
    Lol we used to call em frogs my grandmother would say somebody catch it it went behind the couch lol

  1. Date: 10/16/2012 5:04:00 PM
    Oooo~! A fart poem -- yes! Ha! "So be proud and let it out" I dunno 'bout tha' sometimes :D A very entertaining read, David. I still find it odd that you can't smell your own farts. I am actually curious....after dealing out a round, have you ever asked someone if it smelled really bad?

    Williams Avatar David Williams
    Date: 11/19/2012 4:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    no need to ask Chris!!!
  1. Date: 10/16/2012 2:30:00 PM
    Cute one got a chuckle..Remember when someone ran the farting contest? Wasn't it PD?..You could go in and read the poems entered in the contest..Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sara

  1. Date: 10/16/2012 1:44:00 PM
    Bro, you have me chuckling....witty and funny! Nice to see you on here again, you were missed. Hugs

  1. Date: 10/16/2012 12:59:00 PM
    WELL U SURE PROVIDED RON AND I WITH A WELL NEEDED CHUCKLE DAVID LUV .. FAR AS THE LADIES .. SECRET FARTS FLY .. GUYS AND KIDS HAVE THE PATENT ON THIS SUBJECT .. HAHAHA . BUT U FORGOT THOSE DOGGIE FARTS .. THEY MAKE ONE RUN NOT WALK OUT OF ANY ROOM LUV .. WITH 5 DOGGIES WE KNOW .. HAHAHA

  1. Date: 10/16/2012 12:11:00 PM
    So glad to see your sense of humor. A funny,crude poem.

  1. Date: 10/16/2012 12:05:00 PM
    lol David, trust you to write something this hilarious ;) you got me lol here.. As for your question on "Hidden Beauty" I have no idea who the person is.. Just my thoughts during a sleepless night ;)

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