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Why Do Some Farts Smell
Why do some farts smell?
Not that I can tell
As I have no sense of smell!
Is it always down to food?
That makes a fart quite crude
Then label people rude!
You can see it in their face
As the air it does displace
They’re left standing in disgrace
Do ladies really fart?
Or are they far too smart?
To let the air impart!
Too polite to let it blow
Although at times they know
They just have to let it go!
To kids it’s all a game
To give their farts a name
Then on each other blame
But you shouldn’t hold them in
Or you will swell your skin
Though, to some it is a sin
So be proud and let it out
Of this there is no doubt
If it smells you’ll hear them shout.
© 4/9/2012
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