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Hiccups

Today I got the hiccups
Smack, clear out of the blue.
Those fiends up and attacked me
Without notice or clue.

I gulped a cup of water
And held in all my breath,
Then asked my friends to scare me
Quite nearly half to death.

My headstand was just awesome,
I pinched my nose and spun,
Dissolved a cube of sugar
Real slow upon my tongue.

I sucked in lots of fresh air
Then burped all of it out.
And even yelled “AHWOOOOOGA!”
As loud as I could shout.

I grabbed the peanut butter
And spooned out a big glob,
Plopped it in my mouth but, drats-
It did not do the job!

The pickle juice was awful.
Brown paper bags don’t work.
And bending over backwards
Made me look like a jerk.

I can’t fhicinish speaking
Or lick my ice cream cone.
These hiccups are relentless-
I feel so all alone!

Oh, if I had a cure for
This pain that’s ailing me,
I’d put it in a bottle
And give it out for free!


By Susan Burd © 2011

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  1. Date: 11/28/2012 9:22:00 AM
    Stopped by for a chuckle, second read on this one. Loved the 'AHWOOOOOGA" - is that really supposed to work? Come to think of it, those Model A's got the hiccups quite regularly. Thanks for the laughs, John

  1. Date: 10/12/2012 4:37:00 PM
    Okay now you got me... what is the name of all things good is "fhicinish"??? Loved it, love 'em all... hugs, smiles and mucho love, Jack AHWOOOOOGA

    Burd Avatar Susan Burd
    Date: 10/12/2012 4:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Jack, the fonts on the forum don't support the italic face, so it should have read: f hic inish. Hiccuping while speaking!