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Breakfast Of Champions

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Breakfast Of Champions

Old CAP'N CRUNCH was hanging out one day With the bunch at SPECIAL K Ranch When FROOT LOOPS from the city rode by With their pay CHEX in their pants Greeted them each with warm CHEERIOS Asked them if they'd ever SHREDDED WHEAT They were full of PEP and said no not yet His shock was TOTAL and COMPLETE So he thought he'd show these SUGAR PUFFS Just how cow pokes get their KIX He mounted his faithful horse APPLE JACKS And performed a bunch of neat TRIX He turned on the JETS and performed like a vet Wearing LUCKY CHARMS on his belt Landed on his MUFFET when his horse reared up Crushed his NUTS 'N HONEY they swell't ©Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 10/10/2012 11:15:00 AM

    Hahaha! A laugh down memory lane!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/10/2012 11:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I've been told some of these are no longer on the market... picky picky, picky! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 10/8/2012 5:56:00 PM

    The bestest yet!!! Go Jack go! Light & Love

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/8/2012 7:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    May I quote you on that! LOL Thanks a bunch Debbie... big hugs and much love, Jack
  1. Date: 10/8/2012 11:46:00 AM

    I swear this is the best I've ever read... My Hubby got a chuckle out of it, too.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/8/2012 12:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    WOWSERS! Now that's what I call a POSITIVE comment! LOL You are such a sweet lady... big huggeroonies!!!
  1. Date: 10/7/2012 7:00:00 PM

    Enjoyment of this read was TOTAL.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/7/2012 7:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Andrea suggested I might try candy bar names next... maybe I will! Thanks again Robert
  1. Date: 10/7/2012 10:56:00 AM

    GREAT last line for this one. What fun. I remember doing one like this using candy bar names once. I bet you have attempted that one too!! Good' un!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/7/2012 3:11:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Actually I had thought of doing one using candy bars names first but the cereal names were easier to work with! Thanks a bunch Andrea... great big hugs, Jack xxx
  1. Date: 10/7/2012 7:03:00 AM

    Now that's a breakfast that I have never hear of before.......extremely funny poem though! Well done Jack - i want some of that humour u got - Shaz lol

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/7/2012 7:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Guess some of these are only marketed in North America! Love your comments... SWEET! Hugs and mucho love, Jack xox
  1. Date: 10/7/2012 6:39:00 AM

    Funny one, Jack. Although I think you're probably showing your age with the mention of PEP, JETS and MUFFET? Never heard of them! hugs, Catie :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/7/2012 6:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL! Do you mean to tell me you've never heard of these!!! You must be a pretty young whipper snapper! Love and fun stuff, Jack