Liar, cheat, thief, hypocrite.
Brother of Michael aka “Boomboom”.
Lover of poetry, pornography, and sadomasochism.
Who feels frustration, annoyance, and ennui.
Who fears fire, dishonest women, and bear markets.
Who would like to see alien visitations, surfacing whales, and the destruction of Atlantic City.
Resident of Voorhees Township, New Jersey