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This Ones For The Guys
you muster up the courage
to ask us for a date
then we play hard to get
we cancel or we're late
the articles you've read
say to take it easy
if you call her too soon
she will think you're needy
so you play the game
and you follow protocol
but all you get in return is
you creep you didnt call
here's a bit of free advice
pay attention
i won't say it twice...
do these jeans make my butt look big
if you say yes you just called her a pig
honey how do you like my hair
answer with caution
answer with care
and if you're gonna look at tits and asses
please wear a pair of dark sunglasses
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