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Cable Crisis

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Cable Crisis

I'm feeling mentally unstable
Apparently I just lost my cable
Television done gone on the fritz
Gonna' miss my Monday Night blitz
Telephone dead as a doornail
Can't check my freekin' email!
This service ain't nothin' but trash!
Guess I'll go to the bar and get smashed
What's this? It's back on? How 'bout that?
Guess I won't need this baseball bat...

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  1. Date: 10/2/2012 3:55:00 PM
    UT OH!!! NO no no..you'all git yourself a scapa papar and write yourself some verse cause ya knows your loved one'll get testie if you??? crap I can't rhyme booze with terse! LOL no no Tim Light & Love

  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:53:00 PM
    ah,, yes Tim..this is so true,,,no cable no communication..very creative write..luv it Tim..:))<3<3<3 have a great day...:) SK