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About This Poem

Unicorn Porn

PD, Please don’t be offended by my gift
An Incubus told me you needed it
For nights when you’re alone and bored:
A gigantic, over-sized, unicorn horn!


10/1/12
Black Eyed Susan
Dedicated to PD in honor of her birthday October 7th :)

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    Caleb Smith
    Date: 2/13/2013 1:42:00 PM
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    Oh my...I did not see that coming...It's awesome
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    frank herrera
    Date: 11/14/2012 2:12:00 AM
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    You are Awesome! (and Naughty too) Thank you for my Unexpected placement in your contest...you are so generous.
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    The Situation
    Date: 10/24/2012 11:38:00 AM
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    That's not the kind of help I had in mind.
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    Dinda Minardi
    Date: 10/24/2012 9:05:00 AM
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    hahahaa, a really funny and entertaining gift for P.D. I hope she liked it! :)
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    harry horsman
    Date: 10/21/2012 8:38:00 AM
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    as usually 10 days behind, to see this, Susan, this is a gem, and a deserved winner too....
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    jack horne
    Date: 10/7/2012 11:51:00 AM
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    lol, love this one, Susan. Thanks very much - loved the senryu contest (sorry it's taken so long to respond). Congrats on your wins : )
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 10/6/2012 11:12:00 PM
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    YAAAAAY, this was probably about my favorite one. Good to see you at first place. Luv, andrea
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    Tahera Mannan
    Date: 10/6/2012 12:20:00 AM
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    Many congrats Susan for this wonderful win.
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 10/5/2012 1:11:00 PM
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    Congratulations on your super win in P.D.'s "Unicorn" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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    Maria Paz Samelo
    Date: 10/5/2012 11:21:00 AM
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    Congratulations friend Susan for a wonderfully written poem..Cheers!!! (^_^)
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 10/5/2012 10:30:00 AM
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    Congratulations Susan you have thrown a whole new light as to why she may love them so much ha ha xx
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    Lee Ramage
    Date: 10/5/2012 9:01:00 AM
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    What a hoot! loved it. Lee
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    nette onclaud
    Date: 10/5/2012 8:57:00 AM
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    soo charming,susan... biggg congrats and huggs!..:)
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    Joann Grisetti
    Date: 10/5/2012 8:22:00 AM
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    Catchu title. or tittle. any way, Congratulations.
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 10/5/2012 7:21:00 AM
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    Hola, Susan. naughty naughty,,, one can say... but I see nothing but beauty...Congratulations, with my Unicorn Birthday Poem... Ain't I just a greedy one..LOL.. love always~ The Poet Sweet Destroyer ~
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 10/4/2012 8:30:00 AM
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    Hi Susan, maybe we should invest in this poem,,, lol..pd
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 10/4/2012 12:16:00 AM
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    THANKXXX sUSAN FOR MY WIN IN ANY POEM CONTEST LUV .. SURELY DO FEEL HONORED AND BLESSED TO BE AMONG AN ELITE GROUP ..
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 10/3/2012 7:14:00 AM
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    I think it's both funny and a little sweet poem B.E.S - Well written. - oxox love Anne-Lise :)
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    Richard Palmer
    Date: 10/3/2012 6:53:00 AM
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    be careful PD,lol,enjoy your day to the fullest when it comes,great write BES
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    Justin Bordner
    Date: 10/2/2012 2:48:00 PM
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    Touching piece Susan - J.A.B. %
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    Matthew Anish
    Date: 10/2/2012 9:26:00 AM
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    What's porongraphic about a unicorn? Maybe I should pick up a copy of Unicornboy and find out! Peace and Love Matthew Anish
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    kash poet
    Date: 10/2/2012 9:10:00 AM
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    Everybody below is so excited.Seems to be a good gift.Best wishes.
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    Linda-Marie SweetHeart
    Date: 10/1/2012 9:32:00 PM
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    WHAT AN AMAZING GOFT SUSAN ANY GIRL WOULD GLADLY RECEIVE LUV .. PD WILL LUV IT AS I DO .. WINNING WISHES .. THANKXX SO MUCH FOR MY WIN IN YOUR LAST SENRYU CHALLENGE .. MUCH APPRECIATED AS WE ALL PREPARE FOR FESTIVE HOLIDAYS .. THANKXXX..
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 10/1/2012 4:49:00 PM
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    Why Susan, thank you for thinking of me and porn together "WINK WINK!"... About them lonely nights, how I wish I had them coming my way.. LOL... A women can use her own,, if you know exactly what I mean... Boredom , Boredom... Now, tell me are your demons the same ones falling out on you while you sleep. If they are invite me over,, I want to peep... xox~ LOVE PD
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 10/1/2012 4:01:00 PM
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    hahahahha. this is awesome, Susan. what a MIND you have!!!! (and she really could use it too. hahahaha)

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    your " f'en" funny Andrea, Nathan never leaves me a lonely women at night or day... LOL... I'm not that old yet, nor lonely.
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    Doris Culverhouse
    Date: 10/1/2012 3:07:00 PM
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    oh no....PD is not lonely....she has poetry to keep her warm. LOL

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    aweee...thank you Doris, me and my naughty mind... are never lonely.. I'm always up 2
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    Tim Ryerson
    Date: 10/1/2012 2:54:00 PM
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    Mercy me!...my tummy's aching!...Is it a real horn?...That sounds pretty rough (or maybe not?)...Also, many thanks for placing my Senryu on your winner's list...blessings to you - Tim

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Tim, i want to say thanks... Susan, made my day..
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    Dan Kearley
    Date: 10/1/2012 1:29:00 PM
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    Hahahahahaha....Too funny! :o)

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ;-P
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    Constance La France
    Date: 10/1/2012 1:01:00 PM
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    Hi Susan, this is a cute verse, sure PD will get a laugh from it, I did. And I want to thank you so much for my placement in your Single Senyru Contest. I am very honoured. Love Constance

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    yes, very cute... and horn-y
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    Carol Sunshine Brown
    Date: 10/1/2012 12:11:00 PM
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    Today is the start of a new month and a new week. I am reading what looks to be some exceptional writing today. So glad I was able to read yours Susan. Love, Carol

    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 6:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you for the tickle tickles Carol, your the best glass of sunshine here... love you...PD
    A Avatar Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/1/2012 4:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    gosh Carol, i don't get one of these love notes... Shame on you..
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