I know this will sound like I'm full of myself.
I'm really quite a stud.
The other night I stole a girl away from some poor dud.
I sauntered up and had my way and oooh, I tell you what.
I gave it to her good and straight and deep down from the gut.
She didn't resist when I grabbed her wrist.
And pinned her in the hall.
But then I woke like some cruel joke.
I'm not a stud at all.