Come on folks! Everybody come on over here!
I’m one of the coolest poetic vendors all throughout the year!
Midnight , anniversary , summer and all kinds of seasons sales,
I’m sure you’ll enjoy shopping here while saving up your bills.
My spiritual uplifting poems are 80 percent discount offer,
For whole sale, take freely my dog who is so expert in prayer.
Take my poems about friendship and love as much as you want,
Like sharing half of my heart to you, that’s 50 percent discount.
Special poem, My Name and poems dedicated to special friends,
They are out of stocks, but you can make an order if you can.
My poems all about arts, music, nature and mysteries of life,
Biggest discount I’ll give, all have been displayed in my big shelf.
The poems which express my joys, sadness, and my pains,
Buying them in retail price, take freely My Stupid Boyfriend.
Life is real Good while you shop at LG’s Poetry Department store,
Grab my Garage Sale now! You’ll regret if you postpone or ignore!
Written: Sept . 13, 2012
Contest: Poets Garage Sale
Poet Sponsor: Poet SKAT