The girl in the red dress was broke
She needed to earn some green from a rich bloke
She donned some white overalls and got a job to paint
The bloke gave her some blue paint without complaint
She was given the job to paint the porch blue
And finished in a jiffy, too good to be true
The blue blood asked "How did you finish so fast"
What she said next made him see red as he gasped
But she said it quite clearly
"That's not a Porch its a Ferrari"
For: Show Me The Funny Contest