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blue ferrari

The girl in the red dress was broke
She needed to earn some green from a rich bloke
She donned some white overalls and  got a job to paint
The bloke gave her some blue paint without complaint

She was given the job to paint the porch blue
And finished in a jiffy, too good to be true
The blue blood asked "How did you finish so fast"
What she said next made him see red as he gasped
But she said it quite clearly
"That's not a Porch its a Ferrari"

For:  Show Me The Funny Contest

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  1. Date: 9/8/2012 10:00:00 AM
    enjoyed the read and smile while readign it you have a great sense of humor which I enjoy thanks for sharing and for your kind comments on my write about autumn keep up the nice work

  1. Date: 9/5/2012 5:32:00 AM
    Hilarious write, Joseph!! Enjoyed it so much. Thanks for your congratulations.

  1. Date: 9/5/2012 5:28:00 AM
    This is a very delightful and great write, Joseph May. Thank you very much for sharing and your warm congratulatory comments. Have a blessed and grace-filled time always. :) hugs leonora

  1. Date: 9/3/2012 11:24:00 AM
    Very funny last line, Joseph! LOL Good one... good luck! Here's wishing a great day... Jack

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:03:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks you Jack
  1. Date: 9/3/2012 10:21:00 AM
    wow, this is funny, Joseph, like this. good luck in the contest

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Harry
  1. Date: 9/3/2012 10:15:00 AM
    hahaha. a good and funny one, Joseph. Good luck in the contest!

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Andrea
  1. Date: 9/3/2012 8:51:00 AM
    I enjoyed this early morning laugh (10:47 a.m. here in EST)...Funny indeed! Cynthia

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Cynthia
  1. Date: 9/2/2012 3:10:00 PM
    Joseph, bravo a unique poems and funny - A great idea - Love it ! oxox love Anne-Lise :) :) :)

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Anne
  1. Date: 9/2/2012 2:56:00 PM
    lol.... A nice smile to end my evening on. Goodnight from "the tip of Africa". Thank you for visiting my poem and your kind comment.

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 4:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thank you Suzette
  1. Date: 9/2/2012 2:53:00 PM
    hahaha. Great story and an enjoyable read, Joseph. :)

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 3:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Delysia
  1. Date: 9/2/2012 2:43:00 PM
    For what a Ferrari costs, I don't blame him for being angry. Good story you have told here.

    May Avatar Joseph May
    Date: 9/3/2012 3:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    thanks Robert