TERROR OF THE PINK ONE LEGGED MIDGETS
You've seen them and so have I -
All pretty much look alike, dress alike,
Say the same things word for word.
Asked a question, they always quote
From some authority figure;
Never have an independent point of view.
All of them point to the same “bad guys”
Being the cause of all misery on earth.
If we speak out loud our criticisms,
We get the uneasy feeling that one of them
Will burst in and unload an automatic into us,
Or blow our house to pieces, could he find us:
For this is their forte, killing women and children,
And unarmed civilians in crowded places
To maximize the loss of life.
To other pink one-legged midgets, they are heroes;
To us they are simply midgets.