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spider

There's a big, brown spider in my room,
Shall I hit it with a broom?
Shall I suck it up the Hoover?
Best be quick, it's a real fast moover.
I'll roll up a paper and give it a clout
Or open the door and let it run out
I keep thinking of ways to bring about it's demise,
But it keeps scuttling and staring, so many eyes!
The door is open and it simply won't go
I'm getting anxious, it's starting to show.
So, I employ the best spider remover bar none,
"TONY PUT THE SPIDER OUT", job done!

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  1. Date: 9/13/2012 4:02:00 AM

    haha, my kind of poem Daphne. very funny! and thank you for your comment. by the way, 'Sisters' is very good too! haven't read them all yet...have to have the life of Methuselah to get through all the poems here :) best wishes

  1. Date: 9/10/2012 11:39:00 AM

    My spider remover's named Mike... LOL