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Kate's Bible Add On

And it came to pass that they ate their dinner
and that she did washeth up.
And she did leave the dishes to drain
Whilst she put on the washing machine.
and the man was very pleased.

And it further came to pass
that she gave the man some pudding
and he was more pleased.
And then it came to pass the he fell asleep
By the fire.

And the Lord God,said
who is this man that sleepeth by his fire?
And he said,I shall waken him up
And the man awoke,
And God spake unto him

How is it that the woman laboureth in ye kitchen.
And that thou sleepeth here in an armchair.
and the man said,
but Thou didst order women to labour.
And the Lord God said unto the man
Why dost Thou remember so selectively what I have said?
And the man said,
I knoweth not and therefore I will help this woman.
And the Lord God said,
Why dost thou not think of it thyself?
And the man said in reply,
It was Thou that made me,O God.

And the Lord God was displeased with the man.
so he called down a plague of butterflies
To prevent him from sleeping.
And when the woman came in
she was much pleased to see these butterflies
and so she fell onto the man
And he did make love unto her.
And the cat was very pleased.

For it thrilled him to watch humans mating
and gave him hope
That the Lord God would take his rib and make a mate for him.
And indeed it doth seem to have happened
Judging by all the cats staring in ye old window here
And by their ecstatic yelps
That the Lord God was very generous with them
and made them many mates.
For truly there is no jealousy among them
And they mate freely and happily
and never have rows about the washing up..as they eat straight from the can.Amen

Here endeth thy lesson for today.

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  1. Date: 8/17/2012 6:44:00 AM
    amen,lol lol,great write Kate

    Poetryskates Avatar Katherine Poetryskates
    Date: 8/17/2012 7:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks ,Richard
  1. Date: 8/11/2012 6:46:00 PM
    LOVE YOUR VERSE///..xox~pd

    Poetryskates Avatar Katherine Poetryskates
    Date: 8/12/2012 12:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks so much...it amusus me!
  1. Date: 8/10/2012 4:43:00 PM
    Very endearing Kate, enjoyed your verse vie

    Poetryskates Avatar Katherine Poetryskates
    Date: 8/11/2012 2:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you so much,Vie.