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One hand on my britches

One hand on my britches
Keeps them from falling down

Analyzing the situation has just puzzled my mind
Must find a solution, but can’t decide just what kind

Is it gravity pulling on them that has them in such a rush
Or is it my belly hanging out there that has given them a push?

Looking for something, hope I’ll know it when it is found 
Other hand on my cane, that keeps me off the ground

I have my hands full, as anyone can see
I was headed out the door somewhere, but now I have to pee


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  1. Date: 11/4/2012 5:24:00 AM

    Very funny poem here.

  1. Date: 10/7/2012 10:19:00 AM

    Congrats on your 1st place win with this funny poem, Donald! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 10/5/2012 6:27:00 AM

    Congratulations on your placement in Susan's contest Donald. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 10:41:00 PM

    Get some good suspenders. Congratulations on garnering the top spot in the contest.

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 7:50:00 PM

    Hahaha...enjoyed this very much Donald.Congrats on the win.

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 12:57:00 PM

    Congratulations on your funny win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 9:24:00 AM

    hahaha. Rather a dilemma, Donald. Congratulations on a well-deserved first placement. Good one!! :)

  1. Date: 10/4/2012 8:40:00 AM

    Congrats Donald! Perspective is everything...even on aging...

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 10:11:00 PM

    CONGRATS ON YOUR NUMBER ONE WIN LUV ..

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 2:32:00 PM

    lol.....I love you poems. Congrats sir, on your 1st place win :D

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 2:10:00 PM

    Donald, congratulations In Susan's "Any poem under 14 lines" contest. Had fun reading all her winners. take care~ PD

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 12:23:00 PM

    Love these humorous poems. Great. Congratulations on your win.

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 9:41:00 AM

    deserving of a first place , well done Donald xx

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 9:28:00 AM

    cool funny stuff...congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 8:58:00 AM

    Great, funny poem... Congratulations on your win! Terry

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 8:17:00 AM

    Congratulations friend Donald for winning the contest. It’s beautifully written poem. Cheers!!!!!!!!!(^_^) Maria

  1. Date: 9/24/2012 10:56:00 AM

    :o) Ha,hahahahaha...Nice one!

  1. Date: 9/16/2012 11:36:00 PM

    A delightful giggle that I must share with my father.. For that matter, much of it is beginning to apply to myself now. Great writing. Chuck

    Bennett Avatar Donald J Bennett Date: 9/17/2012 10:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you for your very generous comments. I have found that one needs to laugh at life even though sometimes it is easier to cry. I have enjoyed many of your fine pieces.
  1. Date: 8/22/2012 6:43:00 PM

    :) you are a gem to this poetic place and I hope you enjoy sharing your poetry as much as I enjoy reading them! :) Cindy L. Cayton

  1. Date: 8/19/2012 7:48:00 AM

    Maybe you need a bigger bum; that helps you know!

    Bennett Avatar Donald J Bennett Date: 8/19/2012 9:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks for the comment and you are correct in that
  1. Date: 8/11/2012 11:41:00 PM

    great humor in this piece, much enjoyed

  1. Date: 8/11/2012 5:44:00 AM

    I like poems with humour and easy reading

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 1:06:00 PM

    Funny. Sounds like an aging gentleman with his hands full of trousers.

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 11:30:00 AM

    hahaha great write Donald hope you made it

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 6:38:00 AM

    Growing old gracefully?...no such animal!...I can identify, Donald!... Gave me a good chuckle this morning....thanks! - Tim

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 6:15:00 AM

    even though it hurts me physically to smile, which is bad news the good news is i have precious little to smile about....(women think differently then men) this poem made me smile, despite the discomfort--thanks for that and for being you! yours in peace, pain, poetry, protection and perfection (your perfection of course, the universe knows ain't nothin' perfect 'bout me but for my imperfections) be cool and be no one's fool PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~