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One hand on my britches
One hand on my britches
Keeps them from falling down
Analyzing the situation has just puzzled my mind
Must find a solution, but can’t decide just what kind
Is it gravity pulling on them that has them in such a rush
Or is it my belly hanging out there that has given them a push?
Looking for something, hope I’ll know it when it is found
Other hand on my cane, that keeps me off the ground
I have my hands full, as anyone can see
I was headed out the door somewhere, but now I have to pee
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