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SSsssssHH

My clap of flip-flops echo through the hall of books,
 Her eyes shoot daggers with heated looks.
 A finger shushes against paper thin lips,
 A formless dress hangs from her unflattering hips.
Embarrassed I find a chair with feelings of unease,
 Trying to hold back a dreaded sneeze
 She glares at me with a fiery stare,
 So wishing to throw me out on my derriere.
 As I plug my misbehaving nose,
 Another nasty odor ghastly arose.
 For in my plight trying not to sneeze
 My butt decided to boisterously cut-cheese.
 The odor epic within sacred four walls,
It echoed up and down the great halls. 
Laughter filled her grand domain,
All pointing at me for the stinky blame.
  She looked at me, with such empathy upon her brow,
 Our relationship had softened somehow.
 Covering her mirth with a thin pasty hand,
 Knowing farting was not what I planned.
 Now when entering the library, I have a nick-name
 It’s one that I carry with agonizing shame.
 I walk up to the counter, she holds her breath,
 Smiling, she greets me, “Hello Miss butt-o-death.”


*unfortunately this is a very true story lol

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  1. Date: 11/30/2012 7:40:00 PM
    Unfortunately we have been there, a very funny poem was a real joy to read.

  1. Date: 8/13/2012 2:58:00 PM
    Would make it worthwhile if we could float on the fumes when it happens but it is always as you describe. Funny Lisa, I think all can identify with the mortiification.

  1. Date: 8/13/2012 8:13:00 AM
    No you did'nt!!! this is a real piece of art! i loved it from beginning to the end. your use of words is non the less spactacular. sheer genious! and story telling ability; you've out done your self. i know already that this is the best i'll read today. congradulations on a masterpiece of humor. find a contest. JOHN HENRY LOVING III

  1. Date: 8/13/2012 7:28:00 AM
    Hilarious!!...happened to me in class once and I looked angrily around me trying to cover my shame but the aroma incriminated me... Congratulations! - Tim

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 10:44:00 AM
    Very funny... Congratulations on your win... Terry

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 6:21:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Craig's "Funny Poem" contest Lisa. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 9:14:00 PM
    lc.. congratulations with your awesome win. Hoping to read many contest tonight. always~ ;-) PD

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 8:39:00 AM
    An amazing poem. Congratulations on winning with such a glorious write.

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 4:34:00 PM
    You have an amazing mind

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 3:49:00 PM
    So glad to see this at the top of the list. I remember it well!! Congratulations, Lisa.

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 12:47:00 PM
    Lisa this is hilarious. Well done. Congratulations on your well deserved win. Lee

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 8:41:00 AM
    sorry it happened to you, but it is hilarious the way you tell it! a fart inspired poem, lol :) congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 7:33:00 AM
    Congratulations - I think all of us have had embarrassing moments, but you are wise to turn it into humor.

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 5:46:00 AM
    I love this write Lisa... full of humor

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 2:33:00 AM
    what a gas, lisa!.. congrats on your top win!..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 1:03:00 AM
    A bit of toilet humor (it is reminiscent of my kids) .... Congrats on your 1st place win. X

  1. Date: 8/8/2012 12:55:00 AM
    Nice and funny what a shame for you but congratulations on a super win xx

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 6:41:00 PM
    Congrats on your 1st place win, Lisa. Outstanding, LOL. Great job. Nice going. Kudos. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 6:24:00 PM
    This is funny, I loved it the first time around I'm lad it won 1st place, hugs vie

  1. Date: 8/7/2012 4:56:00 PM
    Lisa--This was my early favorite and hung in there for obvious reasons (at least for me) Oh yea Babe!! Great Job!

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