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My Daughter

My daughter her name is Kim
For Indian curry often has a whim
She farts like firing a rifle
They smell more than just a trifle
As for her husband I’m sorry for him

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  1. onclaud Avatar
    nette onclaud
    Date: 8/2/2012 12:28:00 PM
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    lol!!... your funny bone sticks out with wit and charm, owen!... enjoyed your write!..:) huggs

    Yeates Avatar Owen Yeates Date: 8/6/2012 4:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Nette thnaks for the comment, all the best Owen
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    Black Eyed Susan
    Date: 8/1/2012 7:34:00 AM
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    ha! I feel sorry for him too!

    Yeates Avatar Owen Yeates Date: 8/2/2012 6:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi BES thenks for the comment, all the best Owen
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    Sara Kendrick
    Date: 7/31/2012 3:54:00 PM
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    No secrets in your family...Great humorous work..Enjoyed reading your creative and funny Limerick this eve...Sara

    Kendrick Avatar Sara Kendrick Date: 7/31/2012 3:56:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Your presence at my work was uplifting..Sara
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 7/31/2012 1:50:00 PM
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    Love it Owen.... :) / ....she love it....big hug to Kim and you. - oxox Anne-Lise :)
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 7/31/2012 11:46:00 AM
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    Your poor daughter you are so naughty, well done xx

    Yeates Avatar Owen Yeates Date: 8/2/2012 6:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Mandy Yeah but she loves me and I her, all the best Owen
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    David Williams
    Date: 7/31/2012 11:01:00 AM
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    Owen great limerick, is it true?..ha ha ha..nice to see you, I did soup you, you ok....David
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    Gail Angel Doyle
    Date: 7/31/2012 10:54:00 AM
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    Owen, this is tooooo funny!!!! If this is for Craig's contest this is going to be a hit! Hugs, Gail

    Yeates Avatar Owen Yeates Date: 7/31/2012 11:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hi Gail thnaks for the comment, all the best Owen


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