Like a size-too-large shoe; it does not fit true
IRREGARDLESS of who? Good lord, that won't do!
Preachers will preach it and good teachers teach it
Politicians used it; lawyers abused it
Rhodes Scholars quoted it; speechwriters wrote it
Musicians note it and gossipers float it
It's rather absurd how our English is slurred
In case you haven't heard: There AIN'T NO SUCH WORD!!