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MiLiTarY EgGs

Dr. Seuss wasn’t the only man

Who was repulsed by green eggs and ham

salt peter caused quite a riff

army men couldn’t get stiff

kept minds on the objective at hand


This limerick is about the controversial substance called "salt peter" which was thought to be put in new military recruits’ food. It was actually potassium nitrate which was erroneously blamed for decreasing men’s libidos during combat training. It has often been the last piece of advice to new recruits, “Don’t eat the eggs!”

Written for Nathan’s Limerick Contest & Susan's EGG contest :)
6-9-12


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  1. Date: 7/9/2012 12:57:00 AM

    I am the way and the light, my child, follow me blindly,,You will be saved.! Jaggy

  1. Date: 6/21/2012 4:25:00 PM

    Interesting topic that you chose to write your entry about..Enjoyed reading ..I have heard of Salt Peter..Congrats on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 6/19/2012 1:50:00 AM

    Gwen, congrats on your win, so you mean they could not stand to attention!...David

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 1:54:00 PM

    No matter..[they can't stop playing with it anyway ;) shhhh] Congrad's on your big win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 12:18:00 PM

    SHO YOURSELF!

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 12:17:00 PM

    I still can't see you Gwendolen!and on line i can't see you,why are you punishing us ...I want to see your dear lille face you silly imp of a girl,a pixie with her lille pout!better than Angelina's...anyday...Pit yourself against her...hhahha!you win pens down....no,keys down with your po!poetry!

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 11:30:00 AM

    Thanks for your egg poem - YOU won a prize !!! - oxox love Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 11:19:00 AM

    congrads baby Gwen!you did it again gurl!you need a treat me thinks and I don't know what that'll be,hot cross buns....

  1. Date: 6/18/2012 11:17:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Eggs" contest Gwen. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 12:33:00 PM

    LOL, love this one - glad you explained it as I hadn't heard about salt peter

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:48:00 PM

    that's a humorous Limerick. I enjoyed reading it.God bless you.Hugs!Erich

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 1:27:00 PM

    i like your sense of humor,i dig it Gwendy,what would I be doing laughing alone without you and partying too,yes we have to party and i just putting on my loudest skimpiest errr dress its only chocolate dearie,i may eat some on the way and well what is your outfit going to be,i can hear your helicopter!am hopping in,wait for me!

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 11:49:00 AM

    A toughcontender in a contest I;d say, don't think it can bebeat. Besides, I can't stop laughing when thinking about it!

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 7:04:00 AM

    Even I never heard of that or the side effects of pot. nitrate! Wonderful Limerick, best wishes for both the contests.

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 9:08:00 PM

    That is very interesting stuff. I never heard of it before so your footnote helped. Funny how you got your title looking jiggly like that. How do you figure this stuff out?

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 3:18:00 PM

    I thought the rice in the salt was the salt peter. But was just for humidity. I'm embarrassed to even admit that. But then, I wasn't too concerned with such things. They didn't give you a whole lot of time or energy to. :)

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 2:36:00 PM

    lmao, gwenie... male eggs not available when they are on the battlefield... downright incredible.. winner!..:) huggs and thanks for making me part of your recent contest!..:)

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 11:56:00 AM

    An interesting tidbit Gwendolen, all the best for the contest, I enjoyed your limerick today.. Hope your weekend's been a good one, love Wilma

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 11:51:00 AM

    smiling

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 11:21:00 AM

    Ha Ha! This is very funny Gwendolen! I remember my grandfather talking about being in the military and hearing other men talk about stuff being put into their food! He didn't believe them, but he said there were quite a few that did believe this! When I have created my own gunpowder I used salt peter as an ingredient and it works great there! What a wonderful poem you have created here Gwen! Excellent Work!!

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 8:40:00 AM

    God save us!

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 5:10:00 AM

    ....Bouncing ball eggs......Well done Gwen. - Wish you luck in contest. Have a lovely Sunday. - hugggs Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 3:27:00 AM

    Thanks God they give KNO3 instead of KCN !!

    R. Avatar Gwendolen R. Date: 6/10/2012 5:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol
  1. Date: 6/10/2012 3:25:00 AM

    Does the decreased LiBiDo mean increased fighting spirit....good Limerick.

    R. Avatar Gwendolen R. Date: 6/22/2012 11:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    duh....yes! lol....
  1. Date: 6/10/2012 3:17:00 AM

    Hmmm... must keep in mind what I'm eating... Think I'll have some ham and ... well ham while I laugh over your poem... Terry

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 2:05:00 AM

    LOL,Very clever write,I enjoyed this much!!!

  1. Date: 6/10/2012 1:39:00 AM

    a brilliant write and an entry for 2 different contests! hands down my friend! smile for this fantastic interesting poem!!! ^jun-jun^