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Home Depot Morning

Sunshine drapes the valley with contentment; lilacs trade in declining market shares of spring. A light breeze clings to jilted winter, love-puckish, chilled; snipping at passersby. Rental equipment languishes on the walk puffing smokes, laughing about last year’s breakdowns. Shoppers rustle the shelves briskly. looking for missing pieces to puzzling projects. Inside this cavernous box, complete homes lie in disarray, pieces scattered chaotically - some assembly required. No job is too small. Sardine fasteners swim with grouper panels. Fencing spars with irrigation supplies. Concrete dribbles slowly from incontinent sacks. Aisle five bleats loudly as a long-necked dragon mouths a unit of sheetrock from makeover-heaven’s top shelf. Rubberneckers crane to see if wall street will crash. Pumpernickel is not available but kit-kats and peanut butter cups abound at the check out. The self service line is inoperative - as usual - an associate offers assistance; patience leaves the building. Soon the 15 items-or-less kiosk is swarmed; an angry buzz begins to swell. The pumpkin-clad full-service operative turns off the “open” light in self defense. The automatic door closes with a polite swish, as a squeaky cart wheels another dream across the parking lot where ravens crowd around a fallen latte pecking at a dab of joe.

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  1. Date: 6/10/2012 9:32:00 PM

    John-how clever! I spend my life at Home Depot and the place that start w/ an "L" (sorry, they are usually cheaper) because I bought my house from the bank. I love the kit-kats and peanut butter line-I lived on those most of the summer 'cuz I didn't take time to eat while working on my home improvements. I also love the part about how patience leaves the building and turning off the open sign in self defense. Just brilliant. :)

  1. Date: 6/7/2012 4:30:00 PM

    You have so many wonderful descriptions in this, perhaps I can call it imagination running riot through the lines. I will never look at shopping in the same way again and am totally engrossed in the effort! :)

  1. Date: 6/7/2012 2:48:00 PM

    Wow John, I never imagined a poetec walk thru Home Depot... :o) Thats very original....Nice write! Finally got back to you on that talk..