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  1. Date: 6/10/2012 9:32:00 PM
    John-how clever! I spend my life at Home Depot and the place that start w/ an "L" (sorry, they are usually cheaper) because I bought my house from the bank. I love the kit-kats and peanut butter line-I lived on those most of the summer 'cuz I didn't take time to eat while working on my home improvements. I also love the part about how patience leaves the building and turning off the open sign in self defense. Just brilliant. :)

  1. Date: 6/7/2012 4:30:00 PM
    You have so many wonderful descriptions in this, perhaps I can call it imagination running riot through the lines. I will never look at shopping in the same way again and am totally engrossed in the effort! :)

  1. Date: 6/7/2012 2:48:00 PM
    Wow John, I never imagined a poetec walk thru Home Depot... :o) Thats very original....Nice write! Finally got back to you on that talk..