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Just Do It

I got my nickname in first grade
My memory of this will never fade

I'm 6 years old a whole world to see
mom says there's kids to play with me

I wonder if my friends will be there
Maybe they will save me a chair

I'm there now sitting in a school room
My friends aren't there I think I'm doomed

I'm sitting by a girl in the front row
She smiled at me, why?  I don't know

Then I felt it start, to my surprise
that funny feeling you get deep inside

You feel like a balloon about to burst
not now, please, let me put it in reverse

The harder I tried, the worse it gets
Think they will mind if I release it

If I let it go slow so they won't hear
Maybe, they won't smell it or shed a tear

It's to late, must let it go, it's just not fair
A loud long blast is coming from my chair

I closed my eye hoping nobody heard
then came that smell, it's like rotten curd

I open my eyes willing to face my fears
I see their holding their noses and in tears

Teacher asked me, Steve do you need to leave
The kids snicker, as they shout Stinky Steve






pooping contest :-) ((Don't Ask to go to the bathroom!)) 

entry 5-16-2012

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  1. Date: 9/18/2012 12:43:00 PM

    A write with pungent overtones is how this presents itself to me Tom[ i hope you got a win here..!

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 3:47:00 PM

    Children can be so cruel..Enjoyed ...Congrats on your win..Sara

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:45:00 AM

    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Tom. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 4:32:00 AM

    Oh this is funny it made me laugh. It should be a contest winner. Is it a true story? I think it was great!

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 1:09:00 AM

    Congrats on your smelly win xx

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 9:58:00 PM

    Tom, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:48:00 PM

    hahaha, it's a lot like miy own entry, happening in school and all. Congrats in the contest.

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:32:00 PM

    Tom congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 5/17/2012 12:24:00 AM

    Tom this is too good to be fiction! Well done. Best wishes on the contest. Blessings,Rhonda

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 3:09:00 PM

    lol...."the air is free and the ass is mine"...well done Tom....like it. Wish you luck in contest. - oxox Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 2:45:00 PM

    We all been there. Lol. Good one.