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NO FARTING ALLOWED

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NO FARTING ALLOWED

Hold it! i am warning you
NO FARTING ALLOWED!
The rest room is near 
you...
DON'T FART OUT LOUD

NO OOZING BOMBS ! Not 
those 
I am not ready to die,so 
stop that art
The last time you fart 
You murdered  my nose

I say NO FART ALLOWED 
DEAR!
The last world war was a 
pretty good  scare
Please don't start 
another one here
Oh! that oozing smell 
who can bear.....


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  1. Date: 2/12/2013 12:03:00 PM
    Who indeed.:) Peeee uuuu! :)

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 5:37:00 AM
    Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Prince. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 12:58:00 AM
    Congrats on your smelly win Prince xx

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 9:40:00 PM
    Prince, the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 8:53:00 PM
    Wonderful piece,Nice style...Congrats on your super win,Prince...Nice Going,brother...

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 8:17:00 PM
    congrats on your win Prince

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 7:55:00 PM
    very cool style to your poem! Congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 2:28:00 PM
    Prince congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 1:35:00 PM
    Congrats on your #1 on the #2 job!

    A   Avatar Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 5/22/2012 9:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    lol... Caleb, comment is so funny... he he he... i think I like the poet already... he he he
    Smith Avatar Caleb Smith
    Date: 5/22/2012 1:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol! Oh my...
  1. Date: 5/22/2012 1:00:00 PM
    love the rewrite! congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 5/16/2012 7:07:00 AM
    I like "you murdered my nose" :) for some reason, i want this to rhyme, i guess because the 1st verse does? think about it...good luck in the contest :)

    Susan Avatar Black Eyed Susan
    Date: 5/22/2012 1:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I like the rewrite! the question is, are you happy with it? that's all that really matters!
    Ekpemandu Avatar Prince Ekpemandu
    Date: 5/16/2012 8:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Done that..you happy?
  1. Date: 5/16/2012 5:20:00 AM
    Well done Prince... :) :) :) - Anne-Lise