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About This Poem
The Day I Went Nude
Today I was feeling rested and ruddy,
And tackled my Westinghouse washer
With a batch of clothes that were cruddy.
I decided to go nude and I am no josher
Freely I enjoyed the fresh air and muster,
The curtains were drawn and quite closed.
Later that afternoon I thought I might doze.
My neighbor walked in, smelling of gin
And I leaped for a towel from my repose.
She started to laugh and I laughed back
Surely I had forgotten our lunch date.
Standing there nude she brought in BigMacs.
So hungry, I was glad she didn't wait.
We ate together and I didn't evaluate.
Somehow the burgers taste better nude,
My neighbor didn't thick it at all crude.
So we laughed and ate while we sat there,
For nudity you couldn't be sued
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