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Did I Get Ya

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Did I Get Ya

What can I do to really make you SMILE? Maybe take off all my clothes,and dance around for awhile? Nudity is nature,but I don't believe it is for me With my privates hanging out,in the air flowing free Perhaps sing a beautiful tune,in a squeaky childish voice? It may sound kinda cute,but the melody won't be of everyones choice Or maybe write a beautiful poem,and whisper it to you But men wouldn't take it to fondly,so thats something I shouldn't do What if I left a comment on your poetry,letting you know your words got through? That probably wouldn't work either,because thats something I already do How about if I just yell "Hey you there,missy or chump!" Enjoy these last few words,while I now go take a dump Did I Get Ya? :o)~ Ha,ha SMILE! Dan Kearley:4-20-12

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  1. Date: 12/10/2013 11:45:00 PM

    hahaha! I needed a cheer-epper today and this poem sufficed! You're too cute and funny Dan ! : ) Always, Laura

  1. Date: 6/5/2012 11:02:00 AM

    "Lmaof... this was too funny! but great lines of ink. Carma"

  1. Date: 5/25/2012 11:01:00 PM

    hehehehe! love that matter of fact, this is me kinda way you express yourself and the humour.......still giggling - Shaz

  1. Date: 5/23/2012 9:46:00 PM

    Maybe for a change I can make you smile,and live comment on your poems,perhaps with your own words and whisper in your ear with a squeaky childish voice that might kind a sound cute,how much I love your words,and perhaps enjoyed imagining you taking a dump,LOL, I love your poem,thank you for sharing, Ivy

  1. Date: 5/14/2012 9:10:00 AM

    hahahaha... well, I can live the rest of my life without any of this. Makes me feel sorry for your family, JK, love ya brother, Cindy

  1. Date: 5/10/2012 1:13:00 PM

    Hi Dan yeah you got me laughing loads brilliant, back soon to read more

  1. Date: 5/8/2012 3:37:00 AM

    U made me laugh out loud . haha. nice!

  1. Date: 4/29/2012 6:22:00 PM

    I`m sure any of your suggestions might make me smile and probably holler with the first one! Probably just doing what you do with your sweet visits is just about the best.

  1. Date: 4/29/2012 5:01:00 PM

    Yes...you got me , made me laugh!

  1. Date: 4/26/2012 5:56:00 PM

    k... wouldja please chop some onions and garlic and squash up some avocados and toss with some cilantro and cumin and chiles and a nice splash of olive oil and sea salt before you come back to the couch? Thanks. :D namaste ~ N

  1. Date: 4/26/2012 2:49:00 PM

    That's funny Dan!! And the words flow so nicely as well!!... Thanks for sharing... Love Diana

  1. Date: 4/25/2012 11:24:00 PM

    Lmao!!! You got me!!! Clever

  1. Date: 4/25/2012 3:02:00 PM

    Funny funny...nice piece I like it Dan! xoxo - Laila

  1. Date: 4/24/2012 8:21:00 PM

    Danny boy! You came and visited me....It's a holiday! ha ha...Hope all is well...I know you've been super busy...hang in there. :)

  1. Date: 4/24/2012 12:37:00 PM

    Dan: you got me and made me smile :) thank you!!!!

  1. Date: 4/24/2012 9:10:00 AM

    Yes, you certainly made me smile, Dan, especially thinking about your "privates hanging out in the air." The first verse iss a monorhyme, but you might want to relabel the poem as a rhyme because the pattern changes after the first verse. Really enjoyed this one, Dan, and I wish you luck in Cyndi's contest! Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 4/22/2012 2:25:00 PM

    Dan,...you can write about anything,,,,I swear! ha ha...Yes, I am sure you got to her...Hope u are doing great...Now I gotta go read the poem you wrote for your wifey! :) Gwendolen

  1. Date: 4/22/2012 4:56:00 AM

    Yah, you got me right here Danny boy, it happens all to often too. I think all your ideas are great, would be hard to pick or choose. You shine in this one luv! Lizzie

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha,ha,ha... :o) Well yours as well... :oD
  1. Date: 4/21/2012 12:38:00 PM

    You made me smile..thanks.. Wonderful, always a fun pleasure to read your poetry even when it's deep.. Have yourself a day PD ;-)

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you, Yours is a pleasure as well. :o)
  1. Date: 4/21/2012 9:55:00 AM

    Letting it all hang out... Ha! It's all nature and natural, ofe=fended sometimes the pious of political parasitic two-faced concepts. Smile!!!!! Thanks Dan for you support, Have a great weekend. Agape, Moses

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks,John...Ha,ha You have one too.
  1. Date: 4/21/2012 2:49:00 AM

    Big smiles here Dan well done xx

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Alright! :o)
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 9:37:00 PM

    Good and funny one, Dan. Keep it up!!

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll keep trying :o) Thanks
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 9:24:00 PM

    lol.... this is too funny ..... Good one Dan.... smiles ....chiquita

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/22/2012 11:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks :o) Glad I could get you to smile...
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 7:03:00 PM

    haha!! lol! kerflush....what is the smell??

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 9:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol... :o) Ha,ha
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 6:37:00 PM

    Does the phrase "mo-fo" resonate with you? Yeah, ya got me, nice one, beauty weekend ~N

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 9:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha,hahahaha....lol
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 3:56:00 PM

    Yes you got up more than one smile on this poem Dan, like it alot!!! :)And yes...you may well whisper me a poem. :) lol... - oxox f.e.f. love Anne-Lise

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 4:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    :o) (Blush) Ok,whisper,whisper,whisper...lol. Glad it brought you a smile :o) f.e.f oxox
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 3:09:00 PM

    Cute one...Enjoyed reading this today..I do believe the last two lines would definitely turn one off...Sara

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 3:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Just tryin to get a smile... :o)
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 2:20:00 PM

    Very original and funny...lol...Marty

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 2:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Alright! Thanks Marty...I even got a lol there.. Ha,ha...
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 2:14:00 PM

    very creative and funny i really like it, to me this speaks LOL...

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 2:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad it worked.. Thanks!
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 1:16:00 PM

    Crafty, and funny. Good piece. Lol

    Kearley Avatar Dan Kearley Date: 4/20/2012 2:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks! Scribe..