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I SIT ON THE TOILET

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I SIT ON THE TOILET

I sit on the toilet...
planning my choice of clothing,
hairstyle, makeup and daily chores.
Using my eyeliner for writing
a reminder to myself on the toiletpaper,
and make me complete.
Leaving the bathroom aware that 
I used my reminder and flushed it down
the toilett.
                                        HMMMM, what was my daily chores...?
   
                                                         _____
                                                       /           \
                                                      (____/\    )
                                                       |___    U? (____
                                                       _\L.       |            \        ___
                                                    /  /"""\     /.-'            |      |\   |
                                                   (  /  _/u             |       \___|_)_|
                                                    \ |  \ \               /     / \_(___ __)
                                                      |   \  \            /     /   |  |        |
                                                      |    )           _/     /     )  |        |
                                                     _\__/.-'    /          ___(   |        |    
                                                 _/       __________/        \ |         |
                                                / /      /   (                        ) |        |
                                              (   \__ |___\     \______     /_ l____ |
                                                \        (___\    |______   )_/
                                                 \       |\     \     \           /
                                                  \      | \__  )     )  ___/
                                                   \      \     )/     /__  (       
                                             __  |      /   _//___|       \_________
                                                _/      (    / OUuuu       \
                                               `  ----  '  (____________)

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  1. Date: 11/10/2012 7:04:00 AM

    Where is the eyeliner when I need it? Maybe I should attach one of those pens they have at the bank with a chain on it beside my Toilet. My first note.....buy more toilet paper. Fun poem

  1. Date: 8/30/2012 2:58:00 AM

    Hmmm... hope you don't mind the intrusion... Liked your poem... glad it wasn't also written on the toilet paper... Terry

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 10:03:00 PM

    Ha, ha ha. I love this one, Laila. So funny! I am also impressed by your illustration. Best wishes and good luck always!

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 8/11/2012 4:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    he he..we just have to laugh sometimes ... not always be so serious ... he he ... thanks for you read my poem!! Hugs Laila
  1. Date: 8/9/2012 11:44:00 AM

    Ha ha, I love your humour. I do that too. very well done. I am enjoying your work. take care. Best wishes. Pete.

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 8/11/2012 4:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    goldfish memory.. it's me ... he he ... thanks for reading my poem. Laila ;0)
  1. Date: 5/2/2012 6:22:00 PM

    you gottta be kidding me?!!! ok i liked this very much. not for the words but for the creativity. i gotta fva this.

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 5/4/2012 12:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm not kidding, John! I placed alot of effort in this one, thank you visit and your comment! oxox Laila
  1. Date: 5/2/2012 6:06:00 PM

    COOL, Laila. "The only great white throne I care to sit on, I'll leave judgement to the One worthy." Smile, Agape, Moses

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 5/4/2012 12:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you, John always a pleasure that you visit! oxox Laila
  1. Date: 4/29/2012 12:03:00 PM

    I'm sure they'll come back to you. Hehe. They may be flushed down the toilet but they're still in your head, hehe, (get it? Head?). Wink. Very nice writing, point taken

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/30/2012 2:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you for visit, great comment! Sometimes we have goldfish memory! oxox Laila
  1. Date: 4/29/2012 8:59:00 AM

    A very witty one, Laila. u have such a beautiful name. ;)

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/30/2012 2:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Dinda, tried to make it fun to! oxox Laila
  1. Date: 4/29/2012 5:30:00 AM

    Well this is different, and unigue, and i love it. harry

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/29/2012 7:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Harry for stopping by! Hugs Laila ;0)
  1. Date: 4/28/2012 11:25:00 PM

    To pass time in the toilet this way is better, loved the fun. Thanks for stopping by, loved always, bl

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/29/2012 3:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you bl! love Laila
  1. Date: 4/28/2012 9:16:00 PM

    excellent poem and awesome illustration!!! Always, Laura

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/29/2012 3:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you Laura! xoxo - Laila ;0)
  1. Date: 4/28/2012 3:51:00 PM

    Great picture...It took time, planning and patience to do that..At least on doing the picture you did not flush it...Enjoyed reading this afternoon..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and taking time to comment...Sara

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/29/2012 3:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Sara for stopping by I apriciate you comment! xoxo Laila
  1. Date: 4/27/2012 1:41:00 PM

    Ha,hahahaha...I liked the poem :o) And I tried to copy and post the pic but it didn't work? That is really something! Loved both!

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/28/2012 8:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you for visit, Dan. you should look at acii art page, its amazing what you can find! oxoxo Laila
  1. Date: 4/26/2012 5:44:00 PM

    I hope that's not you in the picture. With all that time to think you might need more fiber. I felt free to express these thought since you took the liberty of using the word toilet in a poetry title. Lol

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/28/2012 8:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It is not me in the picture, but some thoughts come by in this situation! Thank you for reading my poem! oxoxo Laila
  1. Date: 4/24/2012 9:15:00 PM

    BLOWN AWAY BY THIS POETIC ART! you got talent, KID! lOVE IT! lOTS. gWENDOLEN

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/28/2012 8:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you for stopping by and for your kind words! oxoxo Laila
  1. Date: 4/21/2012 10:07:00 PM

    love your creativity on this poem. love phyl

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/22/2012 3:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you for stopping by, Phy! Glad you liked it! oxox Laila
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 6:53:00 PM

    wow!!! great drawing!! that must have been hard!!

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/21/2012 2:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Doris, thanks for stopping by,yes the drawing took some time...he he ;0) Hugs Laila
  1. Date: 4/20/2012 2:43:00 PM

    lol very funny and skill full with your picture ..... love always Jonathan

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/21/2012 2:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you enjoyed my poem Jonathan. ;0) xoxo - Laila
  1. Date: 4/19/2012 3:49:00 PM

    LOL...so funny and I love the picture to go with it. Well done! Blessings, Rhonda

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/20/2012 1:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Ronda!! ;0) xoxo- Laila
  1. Date: 4/19/2012 1:39:00 PM

    The sun is shining bright here this afternoon in Ohio and I am enjoying reading some very interesting and outstanding writing. So happy to see yours among the ones I am able to read this fine day before I get busy. Have a wonderful day and thank you so much for sharing your poetry with us Laila. Love, Carol

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/19/2012 2:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks for reading my poem,have a nice day Carol. xoxo- laila ;0)
  1. Date: 4/19/2012 1:14:00 PM

    lol..... funny.... well written. - love mom

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen Date: 4/21/2012 5:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Laila - The drawing looks more like your husband Eirik.......well done drawing! ....lol... - mom with love
    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/19/2012 2:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks for stopping by mom, love you. xoxo - Laila ;0)
  1. Date: 4/19/2012 1:01:00 PM

    Thanks goodness that it wasn't your Poem... :-), else I couldn't have enjoyed it... Terry

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/19/2012 2:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    No, it wasn't my poem...he he!! Glad you enjoyed it. Hugs Laila
  1. Date: 4/19/2012 12:31:00 PM

    Smile ~ Make Sure Your Beauty Has 4-Ply Toilet Tissue Baby * It's The Best ~ Love Always, John!:) ~

    Mjelde Avatar Laila Andresen Mjelde Date: 4/19/2012 2:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol..Thanks for stopping by John ;0) xoxo- Laila