I have a rich and fruity voice,
of which I’m very proud.
I have a wide and varied choice
of songs, I sing out loud.
I like to fill the ample lung,
then trill in high falsetto.
To gasp once more and then give tongue
as tenor ‘amoretto’.
When in the bath, with water hot,
’tis then perhaps I’ll choose
to belt out jazz in mega watt,
or croon the midnight blues.
But when I voice some modern pop,
my family then, a bombshell drop:
“This ghastly noise has got to STOP!”
For Brian Strand's 'Up To Eleven' Contest.